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Everyone has a fake job except alcoholics. Normal people browse the internet all day while alcoholics hold the earth on their shoulders.
Had a dream I quoted a woman who was not trans’ tweet with “this is fresh tuna tartare” and got canceled
my coworker just came up to me and asked me if I was pregnant and I said “no. why do I look fat?” and she said “no. the guy at my table can read auras and he said yours is bright green and he thinks you’re pregnant.”





























