JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.

Oh hello everyone. I’m popping in momentarily on this hellscape website to tell you I’m on BlueSky: @jrdrd.bsky.social

Carnival of Souls (1962)

The entire series is now on Netflix. It’s about a group of passengers who find a ship that disappeared 4 months earlier in Oct 1899. Loving it so far. Very mysterious. Love those period sets and the unsettling score.

If Twitter goes down soon please know that it was a pleasure interacting with all of you. Thank you for liking my weird shit, it means a lot. I’m on the Instagram website: @jeanrenedesjardins

I’d give my life savings to watch a 45 episode Disney + series showing how those Ewok motherfuckers developed hang gliding technology; something us humans didn’t quite master until the mid 20th century. Narrated by Tom Hanks.

First snow of the season today ❄️

Petition to get this couple on the next season of #TheWhiteLotus

The actress who originally played Mon Mothma in ROTJ (Caroline Blakiston) is (I think) still working today; it would be great if she could play an older version of her character.

When someone comes back from vacation, there’s a rule in the ancient office scrolls that you should let the person catch up on their emails for a few hours. If you contact them first thing in the morning you’re an absolute psychopath.

My pick for the season 3 hotel manager of #TheWhiteLotus

[French designer pitching his mascot idea while smoking a cigarette]: “Ah non enough wit ze cliché créature animales… we’ll have fucking walking hats smileng at ze children instead, oui? Bordel de merde.”