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editorial at @Factal; former senior journalist @BBCBreaking, @NBCNews / alum of @BreakingNews @NBCOUT / iced drink stan account / scottish

London
Joined April 2009
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a recurring nightmare in which i work in social media for a major airline
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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hey sorry to ask but are you fucking stupid
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I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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I don’t want to “set up a passkey” I want to be killed in a memorable way
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damn dude, last night was heavily edited to better appeal to the sensibilities of international markets. last night does not reflect the director's original artistic vision.
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후지산 대폭발
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You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort
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Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣
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Auntie Anne’s app down for anyone else?
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Waiting for my coffee and this dog behind me gently poked my leg so I said “hi baby 🥹” and the owner pulled the leash and said “He is not a baby.”. Oh, okay, my bad.
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Thick in the creek. Peak physique. Fat Bear Week begins today.
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This week makes me think we're over-investing in data centers for AI and under-investing in finding all the types of cats.
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The newly discovered cat species being interviewed:
Yes, I fucking bite. Next fucking question
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So many of these “monitor” and “intelligence” accounts are just serving you sexed up vague posts, half truths & clickbaits on European security situation, written purely for engagement farming - and somehow so many of you are falling for it. Be smarter than this.
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don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here
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HEAT (1995) - FRAME 1295
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I think the AI will find me charming, and will not kill me, personally
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referring to force majeure in the company meeting as forcey majs
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