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right where I'm supposed to be
Joined November 2008
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Real.
America is held together by gum and duct tape.
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The night ends with a 2-all draw for the first leg of the 2027 Africa Cup of Nations Qualifier at the Orlando Stadium. Bafana Bafana 2 - 2 Kenya #BafanaPride @StandardBankZA @adidasZA @HonorAfrica @SABC_Sport @REXONA_SA @NUTRITECHFIT @socios @10bet_ZA @CastleLagerSA @flysaa @freddyhirschsa @southernsungrp @gautengsacr
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Mofokeng gets his goal at his old stomping ground and increases the lead in the 76th minute. Bafana Bafana 2-1 Kenya.
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The media team ate with this one 🔥
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the limit does not exist
How many pajama sets does one girl need
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Our Mini Fucking Princess has arrived 🎀👑🍼🩷
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On a random Tuesday in May where we didn’t even play, but sure we don’t have the streets 😄
Arsenal can win as many Premier League titles as they want but they will never have the streets like the Premier League winners of old had.
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Dear hackers, Erase our debts. Do something good for once. Sincerely, Everyone
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Jocelyn retweeted
Tonight we celebrate two special partnerships for these four fine #Springboks - congratulations to our record-setting flankers and midfielders 🤝 #ForeverGreenForeverGold
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Bafana Bafana's starting line up vs Kenya for the 1st leg of the 2027 Africa Cup of Nations Qualifiers... ⌛🇿🇦🔥 ⚽️ Bafana Bafana 🇿🇦 vs 🇰🇪 Kenya 📆 Friday, 13 November 2026 🏟 Orlando Stadium, Soweto 🕑 Kick Off: 18:00 | Gates Open: 15:00 📺 SABC 3 & SABC Sport 🎟 Tickets available on Ticketpro Adults: R100.00 | Children U12: R40.00 Link: tickets.safa.net #BafanaPride @StandardBankZA @adidasZA @HonorAfrica @SABC_Sport @REXONA_SA @NUTRITECHFIT @socios @10bet_ZA @CastleLagerSA @flysaa @freddyhirschsa @southernsungrp @gautengsacr
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Millennials acquired a level of cultural literacy that seems unthinkable today because we grew up being relentlessly exposed to films, cartoons, songs from the 1930s and ‘40s. We had media that wasn’t afraid to reference old books & cinema, that respected our intelligence.
I need y'all to remember that Millennials were growing up in a time where reruns were HEAVILY still a thing. We were consuming media from as early as the 30s. Movies, television, music. Definitely cartoons. And loving it all. "What y'all know about this?" LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
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Jocelyn retweeted
Cheating is a character flaw because it reflects a willingness to deceive, betray trust, and prioritize personal desires over commitments.
Not that I condone cheating but why is it career ending in the US? I find it super weird
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Jocelyn retweeted
Show a little enthusiasm guys🤣🤣🤣
Mauricio Pochettino has agreed to become the Manchester United men’s head coach.

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BREAKING: Man United have reached a verbal agreement with Mauricio Pochettino to ruin his career in under 3 years.
BREAKING: Man Utd have reached a verbal agreement with Ruben Amorim to ruin his promising career in under 3 years.
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33-24 Boks 🇿🇦
Sans céder à l’ultra-pessimisme, vos pronos pour XV de France-Springboks ce soir ?
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Can we - finally - agree that putting everything on a cloud rather than a hard-drive, having an Internet of Things, and removing landlines are very BAD IDEAS and we should probably stop putting all our eggs in one tech-based basket?
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Reunir seus autores favoritos debaixo do mesmo teto é uma das maiores demostrações de riqueza que eu já vi.
Para a Vanity Fair, Dua Lipa se reúne com Douglas Stuart, Brit Bennett, Patti Smith, Roxane Gay, Jennifer Clement, Patrick Radden Keefe e Min Jin Lee para discutir como ela seleciona suas leituras mensais e como combate o “doomscrolling” e a inteligência artificial.
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Jocelyn retweeted
To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
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Jocelyn retweeted
May we all be as employed as they are in these tough economic times
robert pattinson and zendaya on the set of dune: part three.
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