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Just to let you know that all posts you see here on this cesspit are just automated reposts from elsewhere such as 👥FB or 🦋Blue$ky. Come find me there and I’ll buy you a virtual ice cream.
This sketch is 10 years old and was so ahead of its time. If only more people watched it!
#BrexitDisaster
What has the ECHR ever done for us?
The European convention on human rights, something Tories seem to be allergic to Credit: The Guardian
Jon Morter retweeted
Our Chief Mouser Larry is back at Downing Street following a minor operation, and is recovering well.
He is feline much better but taking things one paw at a time.
We are grateful to the vets for their outstanding care.
Greatest Group in RAP HipHop right now and NOBODY is close
@cypresshill @B_Real @OGSenDog @ericbobo @DjLORDofficial
Jon Morter retweeted
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.
The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.
But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.
It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
Jon Morter retweeted
Blimey. I am shocked. The Telegraph has got an exclusive on the internal investigation into Reform which finds nobody in Reform did anything at all wrong in any way ever about anything. I’m really looking forward to the GB News debate on this amazing news.
EXCLUSIVE: Reform UK did not break any laws when senior party figures were recorded by undercover journalists discussing a £500,000 gift from a foreign donor, an internal investigation has concluded.
A 27-page report, commissioned by Reform, after a Channel 4 investigation into funding also cleared the party of wrongdoing over the funding of three opinion polls.
🔗: telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
Brilliant from the @LEGO_Group team! A 1,911 piece set to create an original PlayStation!
🔗: lego.com/en-gb/categories/ad…
Jon Morter retweeted
In the consumer TV show, That's Life, Doc Cox was a co-presenter. His alter ego was Ivor Biggun. I wonder how he got that job considering his scatological, smutty music career.
It'd be like if BBC's Watchdog hired K**t & The Gang to sing to people in Fulham North End Road market.
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Me, listening to Burnham talk about the public ownership of water, introducing PR and rejoining the EU.
Or as we call it here in #Essex... "Operation Vanguard"
Big Train - Too Many Cooks
The legendary Broth sketch from Big Train (2002)
How NOT to respond to valid criticism. Utterly embarrassing and dreadful comms from @CarersUK






















