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Joni Salonen

@jonisalonen
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Joined May 2009
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Wow @Chewy we are speechless Thank you so much
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Our beloved Kissa is being severely missed
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Hey @fabric could you report changes in crash% instead of crash free%? When crash free goes from 99% to 98, that's twice as many crashes not 1%
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Jessica Kerr
@jessitron12 Apr 2017
To spot a useful test, ask: "If this fails, how would it improve my understanding of the system?"
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Kelly Sommers@kellabyte2 Oct 2016
Give raises & promotions to ppl who reduce risk & make prod so good it’s boring. Don’t reward risky ppl perceived to be hero fire fighters.
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If you don’t actively fight for simplicity in software, complexity will win. …and it will suck.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk13 Sep 2016
Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… via @BorowitzReport

Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

“It’s possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” a researcher said.

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natalia@erikiva14 Aug 2016
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This would make a good tech debt poster:
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Zero-Bug Software Development medium.com/quality-functions…
Zero-Bug Software Development

Zero-Bug Software Development

The Zero-Bug Policy is not a myth — it is the answer. And it can work for your team, today.

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How to pass a programming interview blog.triplebyte.com/how-to-p…
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5 lessons in object-oriented design from Sandi Metz 18f.gsa.gov/2016/06/24/5-les…
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Thinking doesn't guarantee we won't make mistakes, but not thinking guarantees we will—Leslie Lamport owl.li/SZ97300kIqQ

General Systems Thinker Bundle

The General Systems Thinker Bundle is just that: a bundle of five books to advance the reader one giant step toward improved thinking, based on General Systems principles. Four of the books are the...

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🐌🐞👍 xitter.cf/DanLebrero/status/7307…
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"what is true about any bug? It passed the type checker ... And all the test" - Rich Hickey @CodeWisdom #clojure #programming #quote
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Simon Ritter@speakjava12 May 2016
Berlin airport is horrible. It seems more suited to a third world country rather than the capital of the forth biggest economy in the world.
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And more cracks medium.com/@ayasin/agile-is-… #Hackile
Agile Is The New Waterfall

Agile Is The New Waterfall

This article generated a lot of passion, before responding please read my response to critics.

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Patron saint of Markov chains
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@IFLScience16 May 2014
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Brian Goetz@BrianGoetz25 Apr 2014
Do the folks scripting "Hi, how may I be of excellent service today?" realize they're asking the customer to tell them how to do their jobs?
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