I can see why the idea appeals, but while this may not be AI, it ain't no actual French detective either. Still, lots of retweets and likes so there's that.
Actual shot (not AI!) of a French detective working the case of the French Crown Jewels that were stolen from the Louvre in a brazen daylight robbery.
Somehow he looks like he’s smoking even without a cigarette in his hand, but surely everything you know about life is screaming at you: this case is officially screwed!
To solve it, we need an unshaven, overweight, washed-out detective who's in the middle of divorce. A functioning alcoholic who the rest of the department hates.
Never gonna crack it with a detective who wears an actual fedora unironically.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo is real, taken outside the Louvre after the jewel theft. The man in the fedora is a passerby, not a detective on the case.
newsweek.com/louvre-heist-d…
newsroom.ap.org/editorial-phot…
French nuclear agency tried to discredit 2021 research showing its atomic bomb tests in Pacific contaminated many more people than acknowledged - thread (in French, with link to Guardian story)
Pour discréditer #Toxique, notre enquête sur les essais nucléaires en PF avec @seb6philippe, le CEA n'a pas lésiné sur les moyens
Sur @Disclose_ngo @lemondefr @guardian, nous révélons les coulisses d'un opé d'influence. Son coût ? Près de 90 000 € lemonde.fr/politique/article…
Think the time's come to migrate. I'll keep this account open for the time being but won't be active on it. See you where the sky's bluer.
jon henley retweeted
It’s November 2024 and I am listening for the first time ever to BBCs ‚Today‘ talking about the damage Brexit has done to Britain. I mean, it has just been 8 years..
jon henley retweeted
Fascinant: la commission @vonderleyen 2 risque de tomber à cause du blocage du @EPPGroup sur @Teresaribera, de loin la meilleure candidate de l'équipe, juste parce que la politique politicienne espagnole s'impose au Parlement européen – at Paris, France
jon henley retweeted
Elon Musk will rip out the basic administrative structures needed to sustain a functioning state and then wonder why the state can't implement his or Trump's agenda
jon henley retweeted
Seems evident that Elon Musk will end up as Trump's Dominic Cummings, angrily throwing rocks at him online
jon henley retweeted
The American people have voted.
I am in regular contact with top security officials from both parties.
Europe urgently needs to take more responsibility for its security.
The winds of history are blowing ever more strongly. Poland's leadership will rise to the occasion.
jon henley retweeted
Zwickau has seen the birth of the Audi, Nazi tanks made by forced labourers, the creation of the cult communist-era two-stroke Trabant & the arrival of sleek VW assembly lines turning out Golfs. On fear & resilience at the EV plant as the axe looms
theguardian.com/business/202…
Er, because that's how most people eat fish and chips?
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
Two mins of much-needed joy h/t @Otto_English
More of Marine Le Pen's voters would like to see Kamala Harris in the White House than would rather prefer Donald Trump. Does that say more about them, or about Trump?
theguardian.com/world/2024/n…
jon henley retweeted
This is incredible xitter.cf/visualfeastwang/status…


















