Paris-based writer on European allsorts at the Guardian; views my own, RTs not endorsements, etc.

Paris, France
Joined June 2009
Mainly now active on the other place
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Iran’s diplomat makes a Jane Austen reference. White British male newscaster does not get it. SO much of contemporary British cultural hubris and ignorance (even of themselves) encapsulated in this clip.
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I can see why the idea appeals, but while this may not be AI, it ain't no actual French detective either. Still, lots of retweets and likes so there's that.
Actual shot (not AI!) of a French detective working the case of the French Crown Jewels that were stolen from the Louvre in a brazen daylight robbery. Somehow he looks like he’s smoking even without a cigarette in his hand, but surely everything you know about life is screaming at you: this case is officially screwed! To solve it, we need an unshaven, overweight, washed-out detective who's in the middle of divorce. A functioning alcoholic who the rest of the department hates. Never gonna crack it with a detective who wears an actual fedora unironically.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo is real, taken outside the Louvre after the jewel theft. The man in the fedora is a passerby, not a detective on the case. newsweek.com/louvre-heist-d… newsroom.ap.org/editorial-phot…
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French nuclear agency tried to discredit 2021 research showing its atomic bomb tests in Pacific contaminated many more people than acknowledged - thread (in French, with link to Guardian story)
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Not actually true, obviously
1941, 1961, 1973 and 2001. Thanks for playing.
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Think the time's come to migrate. I'll keep this account open for the time being but won't be active on it. See you where the sky's bluer.
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It’s November 2024 and I am listening for the first time ever to BBCs ‚Today‘ talking about the damage Brexit has done to Britain. I mean, it has just been 8 years..
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Fascinant: la commission @vonderleyen 2 risque de tomber à cause du blocage du @EPPGroup sur @Teresaribera, de loin la meilleure candidate de l'équipe, juste parce que la politique politicienne espagnole s'impose au Parlement européen – at Paris, France
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Elon Musk will rip out the basic administrative structures needed to sustain a functioning state and then wonder why the state can't implement his or Trump's agenda
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Seems evident that Elon Musk will end up as Trump's Dominic Cummings, angrily throwing rocks at him online
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The American people have voted. I am in regular contact with top security officials from both parties. Europe urgently needs to take more responsibility for its security. The winds of history are blowing ever more strongly. Poland's leadership will rise to the occasion.
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rarely in the field of human analysis have so many known so little about so much
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jon henley retweeted
Zwickau has seen the birth of the Audi, Nazi tanks made by forced labourers, the creation of the cult communist-era two-stroke Trabant & the arrival of sleek VW assembly lines turning out Golfs. On fear & resilience at the EV plant as the axe looms theguardian.com/business/202…
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Er, because that's how most people eat fish and chips?
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Two mins of much-needed joy h/t @Otto_English
i am NEVER hearing anyone out when they say hugh grant is a bad actor
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More of Marine Le Pen's voters would like to see Kamala Harris in the White House than would rather prefer Donald Trump. Does that say more about them, or about Trump? theguardian.com/world/2024/n…
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Honestly, if we reelect this charlatan we deserve whatever misery and strife we’re sure to get
It's easy to forget how insane the stuff Trump says is sometimes because there's so much of it. Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel.
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Sans être spécialement pessimiste, je ne sais pas ce qu’il restera de notre civilisation quand nos démocraties libérales auront subi encore 5, 10 ou 20 ans de mensonges décomplexés, assénés comme des vérités alternatives…
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