Renal physiologist, author, assistant professor (he, him) mastodon: https://xitter.cf/t.co/uFsbQ9RRsQ

Joined March 2009
Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
Pretty strong evidence of negative mental health effects of doing a PhD. Recent working paper by @EvaRanehill, @annahsandberg, Sanna Bergvall, and Clara Fernström. Paper link: swopec.hhs.se/lunewp/abs/lun…
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I don’t have a plan, I have concepts of a plan.
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The cognitive dissonance of working on antibiotic resistance @HarvardDBMI and looking out my window to see first-year MD students ceremonially receive their combination fomite and appropriated emblem of the intellectual hubris of medicine
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
Tenure isn't about free speech. It's about self-governance: where the standards for success are set by people who live and understand the relevant kind of success.
This week I found myself advocating for abolishing tenure at universities. Since giving up tenure myself (and seeing how the private sector operates) I’ve become confident that experimenting with (higher paid) merit-based contracts would be a smart move for universities that want to attract and retain the best & brightest. No one who is productive likes being surrounded by people who aren’t pulling their weight, and the bad behavior (bullying, harassment) that tenure protects creates a toxic work environment that people with options will try to avoid. On top of this, I don’t think tenure protects intellectual freedom nearly as much as we all like to think it does; if university administrators want you to leave it is easy for them to make you miserable (all new preps every year, perhaps?). I know a lot of rockstar, tenured profs who are looking to leave academia. I bet a merit-based system would make them want to stay.
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
The bureaucratic work academics need to do before they are free to actually do science for 5 minutes
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They're setting up a situation where the admin actions are so nuts that professors have to get arrested just to maintain their intellectual credibility
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
The disconnect between public perception of academia vs. the reality is so immense. Anti-intellectuals on the right and left assume that academia is run by--and full of cushy tenured jobs for--"Marxists." The reality is that universities are run like neoliberal businesses. 1/
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
Me: Can I get reimbursed for this? University: Yes, but you'll need to jump through several unpredictable hoops, confront multiple technical hitches, and we will lose your request. It will be the most difficult process you've ever experienced. Shall I send you the forms?
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
It's amazing how long it took humanity to realize that no human should ever create a LaTeX document from scratch. This is one of the greatest mathematical discoveries of the last two decades.
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Currently hearing Somalia's Radio Warsan in Arabic on (from 1845 UTC) 7750 kHz USB via the Kenyan SDR. Sked to 1930 UTC. #Somalia
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
Looking for your next audiobook? For a limited time, you can download "Anti-vaxxers: How to Challenge a Misinformed Movement" for 50% off! @jonathanberman audiobooks.com/promotions/pr…
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
Hey @elonmusk I bet you can’t buy United Healthcare
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One of the most detailed images of Jupiter 😲
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
I turned off the UFO hearings when they showed the Batman balloon video as an example of an unexplainable UFO encounter. I am embarrassed for our government.
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
They were never going to be placated with "In God We Trust" as the national motto, or with religious symbols on public grounds, or public funding for their schools and initiatives. They aren't going to stop with Roe v Wade. Democracy is at war with theocrats.
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
microwave: would you like me to overboil and explode your agar me: what if you just heat it up nicely microwave: wHaT iF You JuSt HEaT it Up NiceLY lmao ok goldilocks
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
This is the flooring in the dentist's office and I am thinking where's the ladder?
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Jonathan M Berman, PhD retweeted
Visegrád 24
@visegrad2411 Mar 2022
“Bild” by Polish artist Zdzisław Beksiński, 1978 📍History Museum of Sanok
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