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THE #SagAftraStrike IS OVER.
🧵 Thread below.
John Karna retweeted
Mom and Pop Video Store: We just added hundreds of new acquisitions to our diverse, ever-growing film inventory
Corporate Streaming Service: We just deleted 5 years of original content and rebranded as Da Zooob 😎
John Karna retweeted
JERY: hows it going with your new guy
ELANE: great! Hes got cool hair and I love his dog ..
JERY: but
ELANE: ok. his heart might be a *little* small
JERY: how small
ELANE (quietly): just like.. 3 sizes
JERY: laney. Did he try to steal Christmas
ELANE: HES TRYING TO CHANGE
wow this rocks hell yeah 😍
that feeling when your buds are hijacked, now you’re creating orbs instead of leaves… been there buddy
John Karna retweeted
ELON MUSK (handing a check for one billion dollars to jery seinfeld): I will have one sense of humor please
SEINFELD: thats not how it works
John Karna retweeted
wish there was sound so we could hear his slam poetry xitter.cf/BornAKang/status/15754…






















