6’1 if it matters | celebrated genius l performer @TheSecondCity | contributor @reductress & @humordarling | producer @ohwitchplease | IG: @hmrehak
Chicago, Illinois
Joined August 2009
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Hannah Rehak retweeted
what even is jumanji to you lady? because it sounds like you think jumanji is going INTO jumanji but in jumanji jumanji comes out. the kids dont go into jumanji jumanji comes OUT of jumanji. ONE GUY, one guy gets jumanjid into jumanji but the rest of jumanji is jumanji comes out
Hannah Rehak retweeted
NEWS ALERT: deadline for all jokes about the earthquake in New York is 12pm ET
Hannah Rehak retweeted
oh no it’s happening again (googling graduate school, cutting my own hair, “cleaning up” my linkedin profile, feeling weird at night, “looking into” CBD, buying a planner, looking at photos of my parents at 26, thinking about wearing a hat, taking the enneagram quiz)
Hannah Rehak retweeted
having a friend crush is so embarrassing like hey would you be interested in understanding me
Hannah Rehak retweeted
So grateful to finally announce my next book, coming to a bookstore near you sometime soon!
Condemned— The story of American criminal justice told from those who suffered the most injustice: Black children
@thenewpress @CalligraphLit
Hannah Rehak retweeted
Christian Girl Autumn! This Woman Had Such a Destructive Summer Fling That She’s Turning to God: ow.ly/jB1o50PO3QM
Hannah Rehak retweeted
I wanna see the version Greta would make with absolutely zero corporate notes xitter.cf/FuriousNoah_/status/17…
