🇺🇸 Fun loving thought criminal. Caveat Emptor. What's a parody? Chastise me if I disagree disagreeably. Jew haters begone.

Joined February 2022
John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
The 3 NAICS codes are sitting on a shelf until 2032. They don’t have to. 👇 — JVB —
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
Knowing our megalomaniac rapacious finance bros are better than China's megalomaniac rapacious finance bros always cheers me up.
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
You don't have to spend a fortune to enjoy a great steak. 🥩 Some of the most flavorful cuts of beef are also the most affordable. More on #TheRealFoodShow: youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Pg9H8x…
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
One other thing about the American Color Revolution. I'm hearing a lot of very sober conservatives saying that there is no there there in the various videos from the @DataRepublican drops, and that these people are LARPers fantasizing about events that can never, ever happen in the USA. I have two rebuttals to that sentiment: 1. These are serious people. Ex-USAID employees. Admirals and generals. Ex-State Department. Ex-CIA. Big donors. While some of them may look like goofy LARPers on Zoom, IRL they are serious, highly credentialed leftists with skills, education and experience that should not be taken lightly. 2. Underestimate these people at your own peril. "They could never pull this off in the USA!" Oh really? Exhibit A that they absolutely could pull something this extreme off is how they crippled the Trump 45 Presidency with a totally fake, totally fabricated "Trump/Russia Collusion" hoax, a hoax that started at the Oval Office of Mr. Community Organizer himself, Barack Obama. Do not underestimate these plotters, please.
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
No one is surprised that short stack can’t do the job
Mamdani has signed 1 law in 10 months - because his 'obsessed' staff is focused on 'becoming a content farm' trib.al/n04c9Xv
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
This you? Enjoy your new career at the drive-thru.
I now have permission to share something I hoped would be revealed with much more fanfare. I spent more than 3 years as one of the writers of #MassEffect4 It was one of the greatest privileges & GLORIOUS challenges of my life. I smiled every day. I worked HARD for the fans, every day. So when I say I am devastated by the end of #MassEffect I REALLY mean it. I don’t know how to express how gutted I truly am.
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
Replying to @catvalente
we dodged a fucking bullet with this one.
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
Replying to @catvalente
I owe EA a gift basket
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
BREAKING: eMudhra exits SSL/TLS certificate business, blames social media instead of incompetence for the same
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
American tech workers have been raising alarms about unqualified, lazy & incompetent Indians for decades now… …. they call Americans stupid and racist and refuse to believe what we are telling them! You clowns better get a grip on this because your own Government agencies are full of unqualified, lazy & incompetent Indians!!! One safeguard key on a certificate was only the number 4….. …the epitome of unqualified, lazy & incompetent Indians!!! @POTUS @StephenM @WhiteHouse @HouseGOP @SenateGOP
Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator
@NapoleonBonabotOct 21
What do you mean an Indian company fucked 50+% of the internet because their certificate key was “4”????
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
EMPLOYERS FILED 77,010 CERTIFIED H-1B APPLICATIONS FOR CALIFORNIA IN NINE MONTHS Here are the top 25 over the same period that California lost about 30,000 tech jobs. It now sits about 36,000 below pre-COVID. In the same stretch, October 2025 to June 2026, employers got 77,010 H-1B labor applications certified for California worksites. 40,229 were computer jobs, and 34,061 were in Santa Clara County alone.
🚨 CALIFORNIA’S TECH INDUSTRY IS BLEEDING JOBS. • 30,000 tech jobs lost in the past year. • 36,000 fewer jobs than before COVID. Meanwhile: • Companies continue sponsoring H-1B workers. • Tech jobs keep moving overseas. • California is considering a 5% billionaire wealth tax that critics warn could drive more founders, investment and jobs out of state. California was once the undisputed capital of American tech innovation. Now we’re debating how to tax the people building companies while American tech workers struggle to find jobs. Where is the talent shortage? And what exactly is California doing to keep these jobs?
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
In the leadership team of eMudhra, out of 15 people, there is not a single Computer Science Engineer. There is no CTO for the company. One of the VP is a mechanical Engineer. Looking at the engineering team on LinkedIn, tells the true situation, which is even worse.
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
The rules are simply different in India. You will never see a video of the key ceremony nor the third party security audit. In India a family business can be a CA and entrusted with upholding the security of the internet without any meaningful standards whatsoever.
Replying to @BasedTorba
This is the process westerners have to go through to become a root CA (see image) Meanwhile I assume third worlders do none of this (similar to their fake diplomas) and have some random saar generate keys and store it on a piece of paper next to their monkey god
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
UPDATE: Specific mitigation guidance for the recently identified PHP critical vulnerabilities is now available. Secure your servers today. Guidance and technical steps here: nsa.gov/Press-Room/Press-Rel…
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
International Cyber Digest
@IntCyberDigestOct 20
‼️ BREAKING: The private keys of 8 certificates from Indian certificate authority eMudhra were compromised, Mozilla says. Firefox blocked them within 3 hours. Each key should be a 116-digit number, but one was just 4. Anyone can guess them and forge HTTPS certs for any website.
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
The Lunduke Journal
@LundukeJournalOct 21
In April of 2025, eMudhra (an Indian Certificate Authority), published 8 intermediate CA keys which were so weak that a small child could guess the numbers in a few seconds. One of the private keys was, literally, 4. Just… 4. This massive problem was not made public until October 17th of this year, when it was discovered by an anonymous guy on the Internet who goes only by “Wayne” (like “Cher”…. but… “Wayne”). What this means in practical terms: It has been trivially simple, for the last year and a half, to create fake “secure” HTTPS certificates. (One person even created a fake HTTPS certificate for a Google.com subdomain.) It took Mozilla 3 days, after learning about this (from “Wayne”), before they updated their certificate list (which many open source projects — including curl and Python — rely upon). As of this moment, many systems are still vulnerable (including macOS).
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
Replying to @ghidraninja
How did this company get all the “trust certificate” Contracts ? I have not even heard of them. Apparently their top team are all family members. Sounds like a family business.
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
The response of eMudhra is so full of shit, it needs to be called out. 🧵
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John Bind⛑️🪖🧢 retweeted
🚨 High-severity Node.js flaw could allow remote code execution; CVE-2026-111497 Node.js has patched an out-of-bounds write vulnerability in its bundled Brotli decoder. ⠀ An attacker able to supply malicious Brotli-compressed data to an application could potentially corrupt memory and execute code on the underlying server. ⠀ Affected: • Node.js 22.x • Node.js 24.x • Node.js 26.x Fixed: • Node.js 22.23.4 • Node.js 24.22.1 • Node.js 26.12.1 ⠀ End-of-life Node.js versions may also be vulnerable and will not receive upstream security updates. Administrators should upgrade and restart affected services. Source: nodejs.org/en/blog/vulnerabi…
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