Husband, dad, triathlete, acclaimed novelist, liar about 2 of those. The @sfgiants will be listed as the official cause on my death certificate.

Sacramento, CA
Joined March 2009
#Sacramento is Native American for “land of never ending freeway repair”.
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Calling it - Anyone But The Dodgers in 6. #WorldSeries
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WAIT. France was hiding their educational resources in the Louis Vuitton store this entire time!
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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Just because I can understand why my toddler gets mad, it doesn’t mean she’s right and it doesn’t mean I allow her to destroy the house. We are either a civilized society or we are not.
From the high schools of France to the streets of Madrid to the universities of Tirana, young people are telling their governments the same thing: in an age of massive wealth inequality, they want a future they can believe in. In France, students and teachers are asking for safe schools, enough teachers and smaller classes. In Spain, for affordable rent and housing. In Albania, for good jobs and an end to corruption. @JDVance says this is what happens when a nation lets in too many immigrants from the global south. He is not just morally wrong, but misreading the moment. The is what happens when nations let wealth and power accumulate in the hands of a few. This is what happens when young people lose hope in their future. In America, let us listen to our young. We need an economic and political transformation. America's Next New Deal.
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We officially have a new softest roughing the passer penalty in NFL history
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The people of France are rioting over nothing while the people of Texas have suffered with quiet respectful dignity through eleven whole years of Dak Prescott.
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The Packers should sue the NFL for what they've called roughing the passer tonight.
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Students supported Mao Students supported Castro Students supported Khomeini Students supported Hitler Students supported Mussolini If find yourself blindly supporting every student lead movement, you’ll be wrong very often, in many eras, on many issues.
A good rule of history: if you find yourself opposing a student movement while siding with the ruling class, you're wrong. Every time, in every era, whatever the issue.
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Student movements have not always been on the right side of history. Mao's student Red Guards persecuted hundreds of thousands. Students helped Castro and Khomeini rise to power, and Nazi student groups opposed the Weimar Republic. britannica.com/topic/Red-Guar… encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art… aei.org/education/actu…
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Steven Kwan > Michelle Kwan
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The collective glazing over this was just incredible.
THE EMOTIONS... SHOHEI OHTANI'S FIRST HOME RUN SINCE AUGUST 18TH. HE'S BACK! 🙌 (via @Dodgers)
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Miguel Rojas has "2026 loading" on his cleats next to the back-to-back World Series trophies
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Cool story.
Ohtani just said to the entire world fuck you
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Sorry, but this is just begging for getting eliminated.
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I hope the Brewers aren't dwelling on the fact that the future of Major League Baseball hinges on them winning that fourth game.
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Replying to @NicholeDelly
Remember when we knew less about celebrities and everyone was ok with that?
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I finally got around to watching this. It's alright and honestly pretty tame. I can’t believe how upset people are over what’s essentially a fair observation. I go to the gym. I see it firsthand. Some of these outfits have gotten completely out of control. But ladies, y’all do you. It’s really not that serious.
Shane Gillis’ monologue!
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Finally listened to the Shane Gillis monologue. Women. If THIS is what's gonna send you into a days long tizzy, you're in for a very hard life.
Shane Gillis’ monologue!
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Hahahaha
Giants seem to finally have a path to contend in the NL West again
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Happy? During a genocide?!!
‘I’m So Happy’ by Ms. Rachel debuts at #16 on the Billboard 200.
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I'll never understand why credit unions have such a consistently horrible online banking experience. cc: @golden1cu
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