@joaointech

• Builder 👨‍💻 • Internet Capital Markets

 Lisbon, Portugal
explorador.pt/en
Joined December 2020
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Continuei a mandar propostas ridículas para casas à venda, só para mostrar o quão absurdos estão os preços em Portugal. 6M+ visualizações. Nem toda a gente gostou, e algumas entidades também não. Levámos a sério, fizemos rebranding e construímos o explorador: IA que encontra a tua casa e alinha o preço entre comprador e vendedor por ti. +4.000 registos no primeiro mês. explorador.pt
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be more ambitious be more ambitious be more ambitious
luis
@microchipgnuOct 9
be more ambitious be more ambitious be more ambitious
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Hiring an engineer in Lisbon Requirements: Testosterone levels checked monthly High body count Office every day Able to exhaust claude max plan
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What’s the state of the art in AI voice calls right now? I’m currently running IVR + openai voice rt api. Need better alternatives. Is ElevenLabs better? What happened to NVIDIA Personaflex work is any of that stack still relevant? How are people getting low latency to feel conversational, and also in different languages? Would love to hear from people building production voice agents at scale.
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Ahahaah a minha estratégia resultou
Satopt
@satoshitugaSep 16
Os apartamentos que estão numa zona de interesse que acompanho parados há 1 ano e meio à venda sem compradores começaram agora a baixar preço pela primeira vez.
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😂🤡
JoãoMiranda
@joaomirandaSep 14
Governo anuncia que o Amalia vai participar na pausa da IA
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I’m buying land, building a bunker, and learning how to grow potatoes.
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Check where you can build your next bunker in portugal explorador.pt/pdm

PDM: Plano Diretor Municipal por concelho

Consulte o Plano Diretor Municipal (PDM) dos concelhos de Portugal continental: solo urbano vs rústico, cartas de ordenamento e o que pode construir.

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I have a solution:
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joaointech 🇵🇹
@joaointechSep 10
This is my accountant’s office. Portugal, 2026.
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This is my accountant’s office. Portugal, 2026.
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Portuguese public services: high cortisol, low testosterone.
Vitor Monteiro
@namedvitorAug 31
Replying to @joaointech
Try to close one… with all paid, all accounts balanced, no debts… that is even worse. Plus a mandatory period of 10 years of fiscal representative that is fiscal resident in Portugal and all physical docs and minutes of meetings stored for a period of 10 years.
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joaointech 🇵🇹
@joaointechAug 31
Replying to @CarloDotGG
Just try, they have a delay of 2 months to open a company, they don't answer the phone, and sent my process to Porto, while i have registered the company with a Lisbon address.
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Opening a company in Portugal 2026.
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it's over bro, next one
Jonathan Wilke
@jonathan_wilkeAug 25
Who will be the next #1 on the today list of outbid.lol ?
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dude, you are insane.
Nick Greenawalt
@motionbynickAug 12
25 companies have paid me over $120,000 to put their logos on my toilet but im not stopping until $1,000,000 so i built an interactive website where you can live monitor the progress
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Forget parasite SEO. Focus on Viagra SEO.
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Everyone agrees the housing market is broken. We’re the only ones who is building the thing that fixes it. 20M organic views. 7,000 users registered. 2 months. Angel round open, SAFE. DM.
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Please erase traditional banks.
Revolut
@RevolutAug 10
Bonjour la France, nous avons obtenu notre agrément bancaire français.
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I just reserved my Cloudflare Wallet tag: pizzahut.cloudflare.pay. Reserve yours now at cloudflare.pay @pizzahut if an AI agent gets hungry and wants to order a pizza, it might have to pay me instead of you. The handle is for sale. Thanks for playing 🍕

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An entrepreneur only needs a dream.
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I've generated millions of organic views across TikTok and Instagram. Here's what I've learned through this experience that nobody tells you:
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Every viral video earns you the right to experiment. Don't copy your last success forever. Use the attention to test new formats.
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That's it. Hope this helps someone. ❤️
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