There's tape over my cameras, but the blinds are open
Bathroom, Probably
Joined October 2012
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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If you still have a living grandparent, try talking to them like they’re your peer. When people get old enough, their families stop learning anything from them and start talking to them like they’re children
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£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham.
Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
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Dying at the Alamodome in front of a few thousand people and they still play the game afterwards and no one really gives a shit they watched you die
A U.S. Army officer falls to the field at high speed during a fast rope demonstration gone wrong during the Navy vs UTSA pregame tonight.
The officer was attended to on the field and taken to the hospital on a stretcher. There has been no update on his condition but we pray that he was not seriously injured.
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Air Force confirmed the service member, a USAF Airman, died from injuries after the rappelling demonstration. It was not a fast-rope or Army officer.
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Maybe it's the season or maybe it was all the rain or maybe it's just normal but everything smells like mold and it feels like that too
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AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well
Me southern accent: not a problem mam
AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius
Me: god is a genius mam
AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me
Me: no mam
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(noticeably fatter, uglier, and balder than I was a year prior, absolutely zero short term memory, 24/7 brain fog, alienated all my friends, driven away my family, dick doesn't work) Wow, I can't believe my years of substance abuse haven't caught up to me yet!
My old roommate had this or something like it last last spring it's fuckin weirddddd
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
This mf sees the edge of the guillotine blade and still can't help signalling that he thinks he's better than most everyone
