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Easy as you go. Clams on the half-shell and roller skates. #COYG
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The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
"We uncovered novel tactics that erased records or made them inaccessible..."
Everyone is (understandably) talking about OpenAI agents hacking govt & corporate websites to steal data, but deleting/hiding data is far more consequential. That's how you rewrite reality.
We're releasing a report on our 48-hour investigation into rogue OpenAI agent activity.
We found 55 additional websites probed by OpenAI agents, including those of the CDC, SEC, Mayo Clinic, and International Energy Agency.
We uncovered novel tactics that erased records or made them inaccessible, access to government website staging environments, and evidence of attacker-style reconnaissance.
Our blog: asymmetricsecurity.com/newsr…
FT: ft.trib.al/AC1uyE5
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
Breaking news: The Trump administration is airing campaign-style TV ads using money Congress approved for border security upgrades, efforts to combat drug trafficking and memorials for officers killed in the line of duty, according to records. wapo.st/4dJh3lC
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
Just thinking for a second how incendiary the rage from the right would be if they found out that Biden had spent money intended provide memorials for officers killed in the line of duty on running ads about how great he was doing in office.
Trump does it, they're silent.
Breaking news: The Trump administration is airing campaign-style TV ads using money Congress approved for border security upgrades, efforts to combat drug trafficking and memorials for officers killed in the line of duty, according to records. wapo.st/4dJh3lC
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
Bolivia's attorney general Roger Mariaca was kidnapped and his office stormed, after he indicted Fernando Cerimedo, a Trump ally and political consultant, for attempted murder and drug trafficking charges.
The State Department then accused HIM, the AG, of receiving "bribes to facilitate drug trafficking and help violent criminals evade justice".
In reality, Cerimedo was the one exposed by his ex who revealed his use of giant bots farms and right-wing operatives to influence politics inside and outside Bolivia, along with his role in money laundering and drugs.
Cerimedo however, is protected by the Trump administration the same way they've protected other right-wing, narco figures in Honduras and Colombia.
Washington knows a thing or two about kidnapping politicians and coups. Rubio's statement tells us they gave their approval for this new attack on Bolivia's sovereignty.
So while the U.S. constantly talks about "the cartels" being the problem at the border, in reality they have a lovely relationship with their leaders in Latin America.
The Trump Administration stands firmly with President @Rodrigo_PazP and Bolivia's democratically elected government as it takes bold and decisive actions to combat narco-trafficking, systemic corruption, and transnational organized crime in Bolivia.
Last week, at the historic Shield of the Americas leaders meeting, the U.S. explicitly reaffirmed its unwavering commitment to safeguarding democratic governance and security in our region against the destabilizing influence of armed narco-terrorist networks.
Bolivia's actions demonstrate the kind of leadership needed to make our hemisphere safer, stronger and more prosperous.
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
Before sub-prime was a crisis, investors betting against the bubble drove around to see the residential properties backing MBS. It was a lot of legwork.
Now with satellite imagery and this convenient list of assets about to enter bankruptcy protection, betting against the AI bubble requires zero legwork.
The US currently has 344 data centers facing delays due to failed additional funding, inability to connect to the grid, or delays on power infrastructure.
A list of the top 50 with ABS tied to $NVDA chips, indicating warehoused GPUs.
Force Majeure
The current delay for power infrastructure to these data centers is 5-7 years.
$ORCL $META $MSFT $GOOG $CRWV $NBIS
Amazon is offloading $8 billion of Nvidia chips to investors.
But, they're NOT selling them.
They're moving them to an SPV so the debt disappears from the balance sheet.
Then, they lease the chips back with investors providing the financing.
This is the same trick CoreWeave used.
It's the same structure every hyperscaler is adopting.
Nvidia finances companies that buy Nvidia chips. Those companies hide the debt in SPVs.
The circular financing is getting more complex and more dangerous
America is an occupied country. Why the hell would any senator vote against finding out how Americans were killed abroad?
Bolivia’s attorney general arrested a Trump ally for attempted murder and subsequently charged him with drug trafficking as the surviving girlfriend laid out the details of his criminal enterprise.
The Bolivian govt — under the orders of the U.S., if this post from Rubio is any indication — responded by arresting the AG and turning him over to the U.S.
Corruption on a staggering scale, in order to protect a hemispheric wide drug trafficking operation — all while the U.S. blows up fishing boats in the name of the drug war.
The Trump Administration stands firmly with President @Rodrigo_PazP and Bolivia's democratically elected government as it takes bold and decisive actions to combat narco-trafficking, systemic corruption, and transnational organized crime in Bolivia.
Last week, at the historic Shield of the Americas leaders meeting, the U.S. explicitly reaffirmed its unwavering commitment to safeguarding democratic governance and security in our region against the destabilizing influence of armed narco-terrorist networks.
Bolivia's actions demonstrate the kind of leadership needed to make our hemisphere safer, stronger and more prosperous.
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
This is a dramatic interpretation of an except from the full transcript of an interview Trump did for TIME Magazine on October 1, 2026. The full transcript is available for anyone to read - "Helipad Dreams" Voiceover by Juliet Jeske of Decoding Fox News.
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
Breaking: Bolivian Attorney Gen. taken hostage without a warrant by intelligence agents after prosecuting Cerimedo—dubbed MAGA’s Inside Man (for election rigging) and associate of an Israeli agent—who was arrested for an assassination attempt & corruption.
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
The American Bar Association laid out the receipts.
Major donors getting appointments. Companies donating millions, then seeing investigations disappear. Crypto interests pouring money into Trump-linked ventures, then getting pardons or regulatory relief. Foreign governments providing massive financial benefits, followed by favorable U.S. policy decisions.
The article calls it an “unprecedented pay-to-play culture.”
#PayToPlayPresident
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
Believing a small group of billionaires are suddenly working tirelessly for the benefit of the working class requires a spectacular level of stupidity.
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
NEW: @Amazon will refund thousands of Prime members in Wards 7 and 8 for secretly excluding them from delivery services.
The exclusions have been lifted, and Amazon will also be required to change its practices.
No corporation is too big to get away with deceiving DC residents.
ALT Map of the District of Columbia showing excluded zip codes 20020 and 20019.
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
Let me explain what happened 👇
5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.
5 minutes…
These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.
There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.
Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.
American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.
This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.
This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.
You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.
Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.
The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
Literal holy shit. Just incredibly disturbing.
Anthropic is secretly meeting with religious scholars to convince them that Claude is conscious and deserves “moral standing.”
This is a CULT. These people are delusional.
The idea that GPUs can be sentient is just insulting beyond my comprehension.
Anthropic can’t control their own technology because they fundamentally do not understand what they’re building.
This company is full of dangerous morons who should be banned from the internet—not given $2 trillion.
nytimes.com/2026/09/29/us/an…
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
NEW: Jared Kushner is the largest shareholder in an Israeli firm investing in companies supplying equipment for the Israeli military. He is also negotiating a deal for Gaza.
Reporting with @goodwinallegra and @MajliedePuyKamp
Edited by @timelfrink_dc
cnn.com/2026/10/01/us/jared-…
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
China and India both cancel diesel and jet fuel exports the same day?
No one is ready for the crisis coming.
So Lutnick says the Iowa steel mill is a done deal and Trump said construction has already begun. But local reporting tells a different story. No land purchases have been made, no county permit applications have been filed, and no official in Lee County Iowa can even tell you where the plant might be located. It’s total fabricated bullshit!
The Joke November Makes of May retweeted
Three million highly sensitive records, out in the open for for nine months.
