@jitka

a smooth, fist-sized river rock

 austin
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Joined July 2009
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz3 Apr 2020
Normally I don't think this video from 1994 would cause me to go insane but right now it is
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ClickHole
@ClickHole2 Oct 2024
Incredible Discovery: Historians Now Believe Napoleon Was A Perfect Cube clickhole.com/incredible-dis…
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Trevor@TrevorLess5 Jun 2017
HR LADY: And it says here under Emergency Contacts you just wrote "FIRE TRUCK" ME: [visibly excited] Fire truck
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz20 Jul 2018
BOURDAIN: Alright so tell me what this is. CITIZEN: This is apple pie. It is a classic American food. BOURDAIN: Okay, so-- wait, what are you doing? CITIZEN: I am adding a small scoop of ice cream. BOURDAIN: [chuckling skeptically] All right. All right. Fuck it. Let's do this.
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pointy@chipspopandabar25 Jul 2019
please watch this extremely bizarre facebook craft video
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wint
@dril14 Jan 2012
see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office
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Adam Levine@aclevine866 Oct 2015
I want to see John Lennon's notebook where he's got "Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Yeah." written down.
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka22 Apr 2021
I honestly think if I found myself in an Enigma of Amigara Fault scenario it wouldn't be too big of a deal. I would simply not go in the hole
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wint
@dril24 May 2018
John Lee Hooker: Boom boom boom boom (guitar riff) me: hm pretty good. What else you got John Lee Hooker: Hau hau hau hau me: Fuck this .
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batman begin official trailer just dropped
Michael Caine
@themichaelcaine19 Aug 2024
Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka19 Sep 2023
it's funny to imagine old time prophets like Nostradamus having visions about Donald Trump and having to try and figure out what his deal is
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Replying to @jitka
“So you’re telling me that this [inaudible] electro gun can be used to kill that new boss?”
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka8 Mar 2023
I think Uncle Sam the character should have an enemy character. Uncle Dan, the reverse Uncle Sam. he doesn't represent any actual enemies of the USA, he is specifically Uncle Sam's enemy
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka10 May 2021
winning an olympic gold medal and getting it bronzed
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka2 Dec 2023
Plucky baker guy and his rival, a tall silent guy who wears glasses and acts arrogant but it's only because he was raised by his baking-dynasty family to compete in this specific baking competition and eventually he rebels against them by baking something they don't approve of
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka2 Dec 2023
Have a guy's internal monologue be like "What?? It can't be- he's making...choux??"
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka2 Dec 2023
I'd like to see a sports anime based on the Great British Baking Show concept
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka12 May 2021
AOC stands for alexandria olympic-committee
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka25 Feb 2022
One day I'm gonna tweet something like "MillennEmail, the email for millennials" and then the nukes will land one second later
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka3 Mar 2020
d-d-d-damn, this Mr. Ripley's got [voice drops 8 octaves] mad skillz
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