Lawyer, MLaw, Cornell, pun-tificator. Tweets on #AppellateTwitter, firm life, litigation, energy, clerkships, Michigan sports, puppies, etc. Views are mine.

Washington, DC
Joined January 2012
Please join me Wednesday, June 25, at 12-1 PM ET for an engaging discussion on clerkships entitled “Behind the Robes: The Real-World Value of Judicial Clerkships.” If you’re a law student or recent grad contemplating clerking, this is for you! Register: form.jotform.com/25154608555…
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Curious what is going on right now with DEI initiatives and how the law is (or isn’t) changing? I’m moderating an important & timely webinar tomorrow that you won’t want to miss. Register here: learningcenter.americanbar.o…
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I voted (early). If you haven’t voted yet, today’s the day!
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I feel like El*n Mu*k’s offer to give registered voters a chance to win $1 million belongs on a Contracts final. Is it a unilateral offer? What could the damages possibly be? Is it void as unconscionable / unlawful? A lot to think about! 😂 Watch out, law students!
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Featuring Professor Alex Klass
🌟 Join our upcoming Innovation Webinar: Equity and Access in Grid Modernization on October 24, 2024, from 3:00 to 4:00 p.m. ET! We’ll discuss strategies for ensuring equitable access to a modern grid, especially for low-income households. 🗣️Moderator: Commissioner Harold Gray, @DelawarePSC 🎙Panelists: @wkenworthy - @votesolar, Alexandra Klass - @UMichLaw, and Kristol Simms - @AmerenIllinois 🔗 Register Now: bit.ly/3BNWPa6 #GridModernization #Equity #Webinar #EnergyAccess #EnergyInnovation
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I did not know I was going to get an @ABALitigation shoutout for this, but it is all true! If #AppellateTwitter is (or was) your thing, the Appellate Practice Committee might be the committee for you.
With nearly 30,000 members, the ABA Litigation Section may seem daunting, but our 34 open enrollment committees give you the opportunity to connect with other members in your practice area. Check out our committees today: ambar.org/ltcommittees. #MembershipMonday
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Okay, taking a break from professional / law twitter and looking for new-mom twitter. I am due in December with a girl (exciting!) and we need nursery furniture and don’t have time/energy to go sit on a bunch of nursery gliders/rockers. Any personal recommendations?
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Attending my first @ABALitigation Leadership Conference. Thrilled to be a new leader in such a great organization. If you are here, I would love to meet you!
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Kicking off the @ABALitigation Fall Leadership Meeting here in LaQuinta with remarks from @abapres_elect Michelle Behnke.
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Monday, TikTok and content creators argued before the D.C. Circuit that Congress cannot constitutionally ban TikTok in the U.S. Tonight (at 9 PM Eastern), join me for a webinar on that oral argument and TikTok’s legal battle! Register here: genlaw001.mikecrm.com/P5HnOp…
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Actual appointment was a breeze. And the side effects haven’t been bad. (Our location had Moderna.) The pharmacist said he thought demand would pick up in the next couple of weeks so get your shot soon!
CVS just made it extraordinarily easy to book my appointment to get the new COVID vaccine! Hope the appointment goes as well…. cvs.com/immunizations/covid-…
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CVS just made it extraordinarily easy to book my appointment to get the new COVID vaccine! Hope the appointment goes as well…. cvs.com/immunizations/covid-…
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I wish someone told me before I started law school: 1. Your grades in law school will not define your legal career. Lawyers who make Bs and Cs are still lawyers. 2. Be respectful and make friends with your classmates. Reputation matters. What do you wish you’d been told?
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Guys I think Walz might actually have fallen out of a coconut tree.
NEW Some insight into the finances of Tim Walz and his wife Gwen. They don’t own any stocks. They also don’t own mutual funds, bonds, private equities, or other securities. No book deals or speaking fees or crypto or racehorse interests. They don’t own any real estate either. Before moving into the governor’s mansion they sold their home below the asking price. Their only assets are state pensions, including teacher pensions. @danprimack reports Full Story: bit.ly/3WAxwiz
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What an insane decade it’s been this week.
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Unless you are attaching a document or creating a record, phone calls are more efficient, less likely to lead to confusion, and more likely to be positive interactions!
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