turn the nonsense down

Joined November 2011
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today I got to use the phrase "I get terrible cell service when I'm in my closet" and now I feel very Beverly Hills
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I'm back to fill your life with my Twitter humor (contain your excitement)
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everyone meet my new baby cornsnake, Trouser 🐍😍 instagram.com/p/tgQwSvlZFc/
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She just got Anal.
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I want goats so bad how do people not want to own goats
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cute girls always have a sad friend that wants to go home
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The benefit of the iPhone 6+ screen is that @VanCanucks fans will finally see their team in the standings HAHA Sorry
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my dad leaving after being here for 6 weeks makes me as sad as when i first left home, bye bye best friend 😔
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Gonna sleep in my suede blazer tonight cuz I want to dream about eating pussy.
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2 more months until we're on a plane to paradise ✈️🌴☀️ @carsonorr
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get drunk and take a cab, if you pay attention you can figure out how to skip all them Kelowna road closures #nowificouldremember
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not even 11am and I already picked a fight with a lady in my building... anger issues strong with this one
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I truly believe that everything you say and do will come back to you one day. Positive and negative. Choose your words and actions wisely.
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gettin ol ele girl ready to sell is emotional
perfect timing for a few days at home 💕
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