@carsonorr

is this real life?

 Vernon, BC
Joined August 2009
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Its your life and never waste a second of it! You were #borntorage @dadalife
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor8 Mar 2014
When I was a pup...
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"@OMGFactsSex: Macrophilia is a sexual fantasy involving domination by giants, primarily giant women" @PaullHoughton Snu Snu!
That's pretty accurate.
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Getting ugly tonight with @dadalife
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Dada Life@dadalife10 Feb 2014
Pumped for @HakkasanLV tonight! Things will get out of control!
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"@LifeAsBros: Flappy Bird xitter.cf/LifeAsBros/status/4290…" @SeanTSheehan
Best girlfriend ever?
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"@LifeAsBros: Congrats!! It's a white girl xitter.cf/LifeAsBros/status/4247…" @victoriaemon
@ajonesfutbol12 "yogurt"
She wants the D....
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@ajonesfutbol12 @QuinlinJones in the words of Kublai "a buttholes a butthole"
"@MensHumor: This! http://t.co/z7xLlWZ5aA" @SeanTSheehan @PaullHoughton
The struggle is real!
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Carson Orr retweeted
Men's Humor
@MensHumor9 Jan 2014
PT Cruisers: The Nickelback of cars.
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"@OMGFactsSex: Emetophilia is a fetish where you enjoy watching someone puke." @SeanTSheehan this is your life
"@LifeAsBros: I can't stop laughing at this 😂 xitter.cf/LifeAsBros/status/4133…" @SeanTSheehan @PaullHoughton @tnordstromyoung
"@LifeAsBros: When your mom makes you try on clothes you hate xitter.cf/LifeAsBros/status/4130…" @victoriaemon
"@LifeAsBros: 😂😂 xitter.cf/LifeAsBros/status/4116…" @tnordstromyoung @SeanTSheehan @PaullHoughton
I need school to be done fuuuuu
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