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Cult Beauty Co-Founder | Writer | Entrepreneur | Online Editor

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined May 2009
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Min wage Costco: $16 Walmart: $11 Average pay Costco: $24 Walmart: $15 Employees on food stamps (subsidized by you) Costco: Virtually none Walmart: More than any other company Founder net worth Costco: not a billionaire Walmart: $220+ billion; up $30 billion in the pandemic
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i still have no real idea what NFTs are and my assumption continues to be that people are buying jpegs that come with the same sort of certificates i used to get for adopting whales in the 7th grade
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you didn't have to tell me that the Atlanta shooter was white. I figured that out for myself when you said he was taken alive
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I was really upset that homeless people did not have access to the $1,400 stimulus check. I just found this out. If you are homeless, you can go to a tax return office where they will file something called EIP return. They will put the money on a debit card after. Retweet.!
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This reminds me of that religious story, something something something Golden Calf, something something graven image, something something false idols. But what do I know, I'm not very religious.
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The fact that they found the parents of the 500 stolen migrant children in 30 days doesn’t seem to be getting the coverage it deserves.
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After a full day’s Senate hearings where the Murdoch media denied they were a monopoly, what do his tabloids deliver today in 8 different cities? The same cookie-cutter article published in 8 different papers! They really take us for fools. #MurdochRoyalCommission
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jennifer lopez in me in her fifties my twenties
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I hope Doug Emhoff does ALL the Second Gentleman shit. I hope he chooses the HELL out of that china and hosts the shit out of everything and makes a big deal about it because that helps everyone value that work and stop thinking of it as women’s job.
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The group chat said: JEWEL TONES. 1/20.
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The next fascist will be smarter and better looking and more polite. Our job is not to wait for them to run for office and beat them, but to enact systemic change that makes them unviable.
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Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.
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Shout out to Brian Williams, who just refused to name former POTUS, instead describing him as a “twice-impeached private citizen.”
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Countdown to 12 noon tomorrow, when Republicans suddenly start caring about the deficit again.
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To anyone complaining about a private media company kicking Trump off their platform: Think of Twitter as a Christian bakery and Trump as a gay wedding cake. #BanTrumpFromTwitter
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Do you see anyone you recognize? The #FBI is still seeking information to help identify individuals who actively instigated violence on January 6 in Washington, D.C. Visit ow.ly/skY550D3JL1 to see images from current cases, and submit tips to fbi.gov/USCapitol.
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OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES
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