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My cat is sad because he's learned that the world is a cruel place, where polite individuals suffer great injustices.
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Yet another reason to love @rubytandoh . What a woman theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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Wishing it would get a bit nippier so you weren't quite so hot in your big coat
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DRINKING GAME (over 18s only): Settle down with a book and a nice glass of wine. Every time you feel a bit thirsty, take a sip.
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Jonathan Creek is also on BBC HD at 9pm if you want the full pasty English winter skin complexion
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Strictly not drinking in January. Except for beer and wine. And gin for a treat...
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Hands up who else cried like a baby to #snowmanandsnowdog?
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I go to the gym in December purely as "damage control" so that once Xmas hits I can swap milk for Baileys on my cereal
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If you took all British Empire military dead of WW1 and marched them 4 abreast, it would take 3 1/2 days for them all to pass the Cenotaph.
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Oh Mary, I think that was the best innuendo of the whole series #GBBO
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"Your lovely sausage…" Mary's compliment to John has sent the #BakeOffInnuendo-o-meter off the chart! #GBBO
















