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Redshirt. Pro-abortion. Bass-lover. Bibliophile. Looking for my Worf/Jadzia. She/her.
Shadows of the Twilight Zone
Joined July 2011
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Women looking at men in short shorts: WOW HE’S HOT!
Men looking at women in short shorts: WOW WHAT A WHORE SHE DESERVES VIOLENCE AND THAT FACT SEXUALLY EXCITES ME
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TMI: the first time I needed one, the tech only asked “are you sexually active?” hadn’t been in a yearish so I said no & she goes “ohh then we won’t do the internal. I don’t do those on virgins. That shouldn’t be your first.” &i said WHOAAA NOW, you did NOT ask if I was a virgin—
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You cannot convince me this is not just medical misogyny caused by the hysteria around virginity and being penetrated by a penis. Why is rectal ultrasound even an option here, it’s 100x more painful
“But the hymen will break” ok let it break??? It’s supposed to do that??
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Just learned that pumpkins are giant berries and cheesecakes aren’t cakes but actually custards. Whats next, they’re gonna tell me trickle down economics is a lie? WHERE DOES THE TOMFOOLERY END‽
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People will not like this, but masks and clean air are also suicide prevention.
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Literally the only complaint listed here is “they don’t get to Narnia until the third act”.
Which is, and I cannot stress this enough, just the actual plot of the book.
Greta Gerwig’s $280M ‘NARNIA’ is reportedly raising concerns at Netflix after a test screening, with insiders calling the film “awful”.
The production has undergone reshoots amid those concerns.
(theinsneider.com/p/greta-ger…)
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I love how this man doesn’t play about Gabby. He used to fight entire comment sections on insta😭
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Here's a question: How were Adam and Eve and their family, and later Noah and his family, able to populate the world without committing copious acts of incest over multiple generations?
Find the answer in the Bible for that one, Nick-o.
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Zelenskyy: "I will continue to bomb Russian Data Centers."
Republicans: "Zelenskyy is attempting to interfere in the US midterms."
Me: What an odd thing to say.
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must be gen z, cause i read this with no problem 😭😭😭
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32 Years later, I still got this one on Lock!!! #pulpfiction
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"Grab them by the pussy" ➡️ "it's all locker room talk" ➡️ Epstein files ➡️ The Cornell 57 ➡️ "it's just a fucking joke, relax" ➡️ "women dress like whores at the gym" ♾️
