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The Abyss

@jebgavin

For the last time, I'm not staring back at you.

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Joined March 2008
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Spent yesterday at the Maryland Renaissance Festival; conceiving of social constructs that would make Roland Barthes.
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[Alternate versions include "...that would get your Thorstein Veblen," or "...that would make anyone Comte, August-ly."]
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Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) profile pictureSkyler Higley@skyler_higley26 Oct 2025
There should be a neutral guy between god and the devil
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trash jones@jzuxJun 9
i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)
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"Aw, who am I kidding. I wasn't punk before this anyhow," I whisper to myself as I trim my basil plants with cuticle scissors purchased expressly for this purpose.
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it’s crazy that i was so used to popes being like 372-year-old tiny italian men who just wear the little hat and bless things. now the pope likes baseball and gives out advice like uncle jessie it’s so sick
Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) profile picturePope Leo XIV
@PontifexMay 30
Deep inner suffering inevitably arises when the human person is reduced to performance, consumption, or a statistical datum. Many young people today live under the yoke of expectations to perform, immersed in an exasperated competitiveness that generates anxiety, fear of not measuring up, and disorientation.
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[Me, complaining every year around this time of year, completely having forgotten about Pride.]
Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 (@simpsons_DG) profile pictureSimpsons Daily Glavins 🎃@simpsons_DGMay 27
You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals F-LAMING!
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Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) profile picturePope Leo XIV
@PontifexMay 25
Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…

Encyclical Letter of His Holiness Leo XIV Magnifica Humanitas (15 May 2026)

ENCYCLICAL LETTER MAGNIFICA HUMANITAS OF HIS HOLINESS POPE LEO XIV ON SAFEGUARDING THE HUMAN PERSON IN THE TIME OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE [ Multimedia ] ___________________________

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Aron Lund@aronlundApr 14
If the regime falls, rival intelligence agencies will be parachuting into Tehran in a cutthroat race to capture their social media guy—the Wernher von Braun of wartime posting.
Iran Embassy SA (@IraninSA) profile pictureIran Embassy SA
@IraninSAApr 13
And today’s popular music: “blockade” by Trump.
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THE WORLD IS NOT OUT TO GET YOU THAT'S PARANOID THINKING THERE ARE, AT MOST, THREE TO FIFTEEN PEOPLE OUT TO GET YOU
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vg@VitruviusGrindMar 12
There should also be a MacArthur Dumbass Grant where they give you $800 to do something interesting but fundamentally very stupid.
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Given the briefness of DC's false spring this year, it feels as though my mating call was declined as suspicious, possibly spam.
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culver's ceo comes out with a butterburger with a side of cheese curds and iceless rootbeer. "i'm gonna fuck this hamburger. tonight i'm losing my hamburginity to this succulent fuckburger." he pulls out a knife. "don't you fucking look away you pig. you hideous swine."
ADWEEK (@Adweek) profile pictureADWEEK@AdweekMar 4
a new burger exec has entered the chat @wendys
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Just two dudes wearing armor made of raw uranium ore, forced to run into one another at full speed to see what would happen.
kev joon (@never_oppressed) profile picturekev joon@never_oppressedMar 2
Archaeologists recently opened a 2600-year-old tomb and uncovered evidence that Iran’s Cyrus the Great was only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon in 550 BC.
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Not sure anything could be more important right now.
Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) profile pictureNature Unedited
@NatureUneditedFeb 27
Joey, the rescued baby otter loves crunching ice
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theyre gonna give claude McDonald’s at the white house after his first autonomous kill
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Cal@SimpGanassiFeb 26
I’ve never read Little Women, watched Rashomon or seen Guys and Dolls BUT I have seen the Simpsons bits about all of them so I effectively have a deep scholarly understanding of all of them
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...And I will be going bankrupt buying RAM to build a rig sufficient to fully enjoy this game.
Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation) profile picturePirat_Nation 🔴
@Pirat_NationFeb 23
Capybara Simulator announced The game lets you play as a capybara and just exist peacefully in beautiful forests, swimming and watching sunsets with no goals or pressure.
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campbell g@rodeomanFeb 9
every third ad during the super bowl
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n x d@nxd1979Feb 3
my favorite linguistic quirk in any language has to be the m-reduplication in turkish, which consists of repeating a word with an m-prefix to mean "and other things like this". so e.g. "kitap" is book but "kitap mitap" is "books and some other book-like things"
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