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Lincoln, NE
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management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?
this headline sounds like the title of a book for a fourth grade remedial english class
getting called haole by a white new jersey surfer for tryna buy adderall behind the wawa where his uncle lost his virginity after a front bottoms concert
you don't even go here, bitch
Unsurprisingly, Nebraska U.S. Senate candidate Dan Osborn (@osbornforne) ran to The Washington Post and conducted an interview shortly after he refused to apologize following my question to him:
“Will you apologize to Trump supporters for saying their lives fucking suck?”
During his WAPO interview, Osborn attempted to gloss over his disdain for MAGA by saying:
“My life sucks too.”
It’s showing that Dan Osborn can’t grasp the simple fact that a vast majority of Trump supporters love their lives.
This further proves Dan Osborn is a fake independent.
great day to be there with everyone but a horribly sad day to say goodbye. as always, fuck john fisher
"aw yeah baby my eggs are bursting forth from my gonadal propodus" "oh fuck i'm gonna secrete gluuuuuuue"
havin a couplea tall boys with the dudes
Unfortunately this is 100% true and they picked the perfect time to release this stuff because nobody will think it’s real.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is not real but AI-generated, with telltale signs of generation (lighting/shadow inconsistencies, render anomalies, symbol warping, etc.) and an OpenAI embedded SynthID watermark.
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Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 retweeted
School is officially in session at Al-Hassan School!
Give to our school: chuffed.org/project/113327-r…
To welcome returning students back and help new students feel at home, the teachers and team filled the first day with games, laughter, and moments of joy. These children will spend the coming academic year learning together inside Al-Hassan School in Refaat Alareer Camp. After everything they have endured, the first day of school should still feel exciting. They deserve a place where they can learn, play, build friendships, and imagine a future beyond displacement.
May Allah bless the teachers and team for all of their efforts to give these children an education, stability, and moments of happiness. And protect these kids from all harm, giving them an opportunity to learn and flourish. Ameen.
Donate to our Refaat Alareer Camp link to support the 900 STUDENTS in our Hassan School: chuffed.org/project/113327-r…
Other ways to donate include:
paypal.me/mahertali (Paypal option, please make sure to add a message saying "Camp")
account.venmo.com/u/Maher-Al… (Venmo option, please make sure to add a message saying "Camp")
holy fucking shit this is wild. lucky for everyone crime is legal now
Even Navatek’s executives were surprised at how far their money went in D.C.
“It was eye-opening for me, frankly. ‘Oh my God, all of it is for sale. It’s all for sale,’” said one.
propublica.org/article/fbi-s…
