San Francisco, CA, USA
Joined May 2008
Why do children hate jackets?
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Me time: eating 2 bags of Cheeto Puffs with an ice-cold Coke in a clean house.
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Give me the confidence of my 9yo
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You know your zit is really humongous when it’s visible on zoom.
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Unexpected parenting perk: when the kids love your least favorite pieces of Chex Mix.
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I think about things besides NFTs, promise. This one looks rad. @tracehk @sdimantha @RyanEndacott
Aaand we're back! Duskbreakers NFT Giveaway continues with slightly updated rules: Gifting 3 Breaker NFTs to the community. Sneak peek coming soon. 🚨Rules and details🚨 → Like and retweet this post → Tag 3 #DUSKBREAKERS friends → 3 random winners → Ends Oct 8th, 10 pm ET
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jen (🦥,🦥) retweeted
Aaand we're back! Duskbreakers NFT Giveaway continues with slightly updated rules: Gifting 3 Breaker NFTs to the community. Sneak peek coming soon. 🚨Rules and details🚨 → Like and retweet this post → Tag 3 #DUSKBREAKERS friends → 3 random winners → Ends Oct 8th, 10 pm ET
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Ready to button mash for the @pixelbeastsnft drop tomorrow at 830am PT! Fun art, neat community…Beastopia here I come! 🤞 #web3 #NFT
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Exciting day for the froggies!!! Go go go @FlyFrogsNFT!!
We're sold out! So excited so see all the new frogs minted. We have a bunch of exciting plans in our pipeline like rarity, and a few top secret ones 🤐 that we'll be announcing soon. Thanks for all of your excitement, support, and love of frogs!
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Inspired by how Terraformation is fighting climate change. Very cool that they are opening up the opportunity to invest and support their mission to all. 👇@TF_Global #ClimateCrisis
In June, Terraformation raised $30M in our Series A from @maxaltman, @sama, @sunrock, @JTLonsdale, @Benioff and others. Now, you can also invest at the same terms. As little as $50, no matter where you live or what your net worth is: republic.co/terraformation
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All dressed up for the holidays and couldn’t be more jazzed 😆 Loving my first NFT @FlyFrogsNFT
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While we were in the car listening to @AdamMGrant’s podcast, my 7yo asked me who he was. “A psychologist,” I told him. He excitedly replied: “Like he does research on bikes??” #thinkagain #worklife
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10yo: “what has 10 legs and likes to fly? 7yo: “5 birds.” 10yo: “no, a porcupine that likes to lie.” #kidjokes
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7yo to his big sister: “I’m going to get my best man for the job...” “...MOM, I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING!!”
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[While at the zoo] Me: “you’re like my animal encyclopedia.” 7yo: “no, I’m a book.”
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jen (🦥,🦥) retweeted
Friends, this has been a wake-up call for me. Though in recent years I’ve tried to educate myself about race and violence in America, and donated to orgs working on solutions, clearly I’m not doing enough. Time to step up. Thread w/links I’ve found helpful. 1/x #blacklivesmatter
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Not sure why husband keeps calling my joggers pajama pants.
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Today I’m grateful for long hot showers and drawstring pants.
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6yo is working on a LEGO set that says “ages 16+” on the box. Whenever I can’t help him with something he yells: “How come you can’t you figure it out and 16 year olds can??”
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Today was pajama day at homeschool, but 6yo insisted I change out of the ones I’d been wearing the past two days into new ones.
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