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I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.
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Let’s be honest. The world would be a much better place if Twitter would just go ahead and ban everyone.
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I can make your tests a reality
Friendly Reminder:
MyShake will be sending a TEST alert next week, in conjunction with the Great California ShakeOut earthquake drill. When you get the test, practice how to DROP, COVER and HOLD ON!
Learn more at earthquake.ca.gov @Cal_OES
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When you get dispatched to a loud party complaint on a Friday night and hear this song playing from the street, there’s only one way to handle the call...
By the way, the residents turned off the music right after as the birthday party for their 13-year-old was ending anyway.
you’ll be missed. Good luck.
MT? Oh, you’ll be fine sunshine wise. I think the sun is brighter out there. No smog. – at California, USA
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Just your typical kayaking-through-a-home photo from Guerneville by @SantiagoMejia – at San Francisco, CA
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(954): We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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the turkey takes his mask off
it's edward snowden
obama groans, it's too late to unpardon him now
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(864): sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him