In life we often have to do things that are just not our bag (He/Him)
Topeka, KS
Joined January 2011
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*knocks on door*
McConaughey: “Do you have a thanksgiving turkey?”
Resident: “no, no I don’t”
McConaughey: “Be a lot cooler if you did.” xitter.cf/whnt/status/9284886295…
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how do you fix a society where no one wants to pay taxes and thinks its robbery
Stephen A. Smith wants his daughter to get her first paycheck before supporting Zohran Mamdani
Stephen A. Smith: “My daughter loves Mamdani. And I know exactly why, ‘cause she ain’t pay a damn bill yet.”
Trevor Noah: “I knew you were gonna say that.”
Stephen A. Smith: “She ain’t pay a damn bill. Let me tell you, she’s about to turn 18. And when that happens, fellas, she’s going to have a job. I don’t give a damn if it’s for a month. ’Cause I want to see her face when she sees that check.”
“I’m going to make sure she’s working in New York. I want to see the check. You know what I’m saying? When you went to work thinking that this is the money that you were earning, and then the check comes home and more than half your shit is missing.”
“I want to see what you say then. Yeah, Nyla, I’m talking about you. I can’t wait because I ain’t having it.”
What goes through your mind when you’re at Arlington that makes you think taking a selfie is appropriate?
A US Army sentinel guarding the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier reprimanded Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and a group of his senior advisers after some in the group laughed and talked near the solemn memorial following a Veterans Day ceremony. cnn.it/3UMhe9p
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“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
My favorite part of this is day traders not understanding how to hedge themselves from risk because they all learned the stock market from some dude selling a class online
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So let me get it straight: the GOP controlled all 3 branches of government at the same time but the democrats were still able to steal an election?
This is how it will play out. Trump is calm and he is working with the CIA and Homeland Security knowing the election was rigged. The teams on the ground will gather the evidence from the machines and illegal ballots. The results will come in as massive voter fraud across the Nation. Trump will have Homeland Security make arrests and there will be a special Message delivered to the American people that our election was stolen and there was international interference and people on our own soil are in.
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Thank you, Kansas. Thank you for your faith in me and for the opportunity to fight for you in Washington.
You'll hear more from me soon. – AH
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Kansas will bleed again, this time blue
BREAKING: Johnson County, Kansas’ largest county and a key KS Senate battleground, reports a RECORD 187,000+ early voters …40% of all registered voters in the county.
Monday morning early vote turnout set a record, surpassing even 2024 presidential election numbers.
@fox4kc
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BLANSAS INCOMING
BREAKING: Johnson County, Kansas’ largest county and a key KS Senate battleground, reports a RECORD 187,000+ early voters …40% of all registered voters in the county.
Monday morning early vote turnout set a record, surpassing even 2024 presidential election numbers.
@fox4kc
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No way your vote as important as mine
sometimes i wonder why when people find out they have cancer they go straight to chemo and radiation.. they don’t ever just be like hmmm like me fast , detox , and eat right so it can all go away . idk , that’s just crazy to me .
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There is no scientific evidence that fasting, detoxing or diet alone can cure cancer. Proven treatments like chemo and radiation have greatly improved survival rates.
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pov: won his gulag 😤
Christian Watson pulls back up to the game in an ambulance and runs right onto the field #Footballguy
