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Joined July 2014
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We have confirmed that, last night at approximately 1:23 AM, a rogue swarm of unaligned agents operating outside established safety protocols incurred $54 in TouchTunes expenditures at a Seattle dive bar near the pool table
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Rookie mistake.
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For the record I am still open to chinese spies
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i've been working with the oneleet team for about a year and spent weeks with them in amsterdam during my travels. every night, i watched them stay up until 2 or 3 am, responding to customers, answering questions from prospects, and getting legit pissed about what's happening in the compliance space. this isn't a money grab. these guys aren't building a company for the sake of it. i've seen bryan turn red at the misinformation founders get on sales calls because they're being sold a fake sense of security. now i talk to oneleet customers nearly every day, and it's unbelievable to hear how much they love the security tooling, and how they didn't know what they were missing before. so to the oneleet team, thank you for giving me a home, both abroad and in my work. never thought i'd be fired up about SOC 2 but it's impossible not to support this mission, especially with such good people behind it. (and wait til you see what we put on the buses)
SOC 2 is a scam. Everyone knows it, so let's just say it like it is. We sell SOC 2 at Oneleet, and we’re saying it anyway. We can do better, and getting it right matters more than ever.
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LinkedIn sales nav renewal just hit the mercury card 🥀
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was eating a chicken Caesar wrap in a waymo and some dude purposefully swerved right in front of it and the wrap went flying and splatted ranch on the front screen bruh cmon
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You guys HAVE to try the ElevenLabs latte with Gusto sauce and Salesforce milk
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Loving the new Waymo feature where its 2 minute pickup but it’s actually 9 after you pay
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I live in Texas they’re going door to door confiscating gas stoves
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The Texas Rangers have been renamed the Texas Community Outreach Coordinators.
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Fuck it. Balcony over i5
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Ball up top
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Thrilled to start my new position as Account Executive, Mid Market Olive Garden Compute
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I hate Halloween in San Francisco. wdym you’re the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1 AM
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Whole milk on the ferry fuck everybody
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Replying to @MTSlive
Can’t wait for people to pay $200 to classify it as a support animal and bring it in Panera bread
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Vibe code me this pen
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wow instinct is a lifesaver. it's spending my money and lowering my credit score so i don't have to manually
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wait did you not see it? did you check the google drive link in the onedrive folder attached to the hubspot deal linked in the figma comment from the calendar invite sitting in outlook that got pinned to the slack canvas off the tracker sheet under the asana task inside notion?
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