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Jared Shroyer

@jaredshroyer
 Midwest, USA
Joined March 2011
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🎶 Pokémon! 🎶 Love isn’t always on time! 🎶 Oh, oh, oh.
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Train dog@traindogsolJun 22
The original Doggo locomotive (traindog) circa. 1920
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People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.
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Danhausen
@DanhausenADMar 21
Danhausen never said he was removing it
USA Network (@USANetwork) profile pictureUSA Network
@USANetworkMar 21
That's all it costs to remove a curse?! #SmackDown #WWE
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Dark Kate@KateBDollMar 17
He would have been a star even in the silent film era. Some people are born for it
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Mannequin (1987)
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@Terrence_Y_Mar 7
starts with M and we all love it
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Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkelMar 4
“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?” “Brother, not even close.”
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticMar 3
behind the scenes of '101 dalmatians', 1961
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A lot of sports would greatly benefit from there being a constant miniscule chance of a mysterious amorphous object floating across the field to interrupt play
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@Spartanburgers_Feb 24
still don’t know what this thing was
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ravn@mfnravnFeb 23
what if i donate my body to science and they go like "wow, we can’t use this"
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@TheCinestheticFeb 15
Universal exec says Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey will be a ‘cinematic masterpiece that Homer himself would quite likely be proud of’. xitter.cf/TheMovies_Flix/status/…
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tired of the excuses re: why we can’t bring back technicolour like oh “that kind of technology doesn’t exist anymore” we invented it once?? do it again?
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Because they have a Gaffer
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one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) profile pictureone dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Feb 5
why are the muppets the only production in hollywood that still knows how to film with decent lighting?
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Jan 5
TCM should have an evil, mysterious host who only comes on at 3 am and hates movies.
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Super 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsFeb 3
Pete Rose’s lifetime haircut budget was $68.
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@omgsidewalksJan 28
STOP TRYING TO BE CONTENT CREATORS !!! WE NEED ELECTRICIANS !!!!!
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Me: "Damn, I wish there was something I could shoot to take out any enemies standing near it." The ever faithful explosive barrel:
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@BenJustmanJan 23
Ripped that fire a little too hot 😅
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HUSBAND: I think we should go enjoy a nice day at the beach. WIFE: I just want us to grow old together. TOURISM BOARD FOR THE BEACH THAT MAKES YOU OLD: Now you can do both!
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CBS just emptying the fucking chamber here to fight against Monday Night Football …
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I can’t believe adult websites keep track of what kind of porn is most popular by region. I mean, what’s the world coming to?!
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Martin Pilgrim@MartinPilgrim1Jan 2
My favourite thing about chess is that every possible move has been named. "You moved your pawn forward? That's called the Stevenson Opening! You moved your King sideways? Great use of the Norfolk Switcheroo! You spilled Fanta on the board? Pinocchio's Gambit!"
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