@KateBDoll

what can i say?

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined May 2011
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Raptor Fits as Animals: a thread.
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chris@chrislaawrence19h
what is mark carney’s plan to address these damn jagmeet singh AI ads omfg
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soul nate@MNateShyamalanOct 18
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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I was so fucking pissed off I was mentally calculating how much money I thought I’d given him
owns an orange hat@iamnopilotOct 18
real stroke of genius to make the audience complicit for buying a ticket to You Can See Everything. i got so pissed off at the thought of putting money in that man's pocket.
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Indu@_induuuOct 18
Couldn’t help but think Elizabeth Holmes looked like Chuck E. Cheese…
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She needs to take the win. Sorry to Anne Hathaway, I was never sold on your screaming and shouting. REDACTED should already have an Oscar anyway.
Clayton Davis
@ByClaytonDavisOct 18
Call me crazy, I think REDACTED is in. #YouCanSeeEverything #Oscars
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the concept of Christopher Nolan's nearly $2B grossing blockbuster about the most famous story ever told losing Best Picture to Nathan Fielder being a weird little freak
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He’s on day 899 of not having sex.
big titty warlord
@retarded__womanOct 18
Underdiscussed element of You Can See Everything discourse: How bloated and aged Billy gets in the 2 years Elizabeth goes to prison. He looks like a completely different person in the second half
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!
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She IS the moment.
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 18
Amanda Seyfried for the Academy Museum Gala
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Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 18
Amanda Seyfried on whether she’s kept up with Elizabeth Holmes’ story: “On and off.”
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Karm Sumal
@KarmSumalOct 16
Vancouver’s very own
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 16
Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ is currently the highest rated film of the year on Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic.
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Nathan when he hears the box office results Monday morning:
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l r s@lucretia__rhysOct 17
I was obviously maddeningly engrossed but I was also thinking about how my mom owns The Bowl
Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors
@credenzaclear2Oct 17
still thinking about the scrambled eggs scene
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Just saw the Elizabeth Holmes/Nathan Fielder movie. You know how in “Heat” De Niro and Pacino only appear together in the diner scene but it’s two apex predators in their prime facing off against each other? This movie is like that but for the apex autists in their field.
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Someone in You Can See Everything needs to receive an Oscar and I’m not saying who but you will know who when you see the film. I can’t fucking stop thinking about it. Holy shit.
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What the fuck does a major fire after an incident at a Canadian army base mean?????
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shut the fuck up billy
Elizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesOct 17
Replying to @ElizabethHolmes
-EAH
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This was legitimately me at around the 90 minute mark of You Can See Everything. The whole theatre (which was packed), really.
snorling@sheanorlingOct 17
would add, i’m not sure i’ve ever been so Locked In on a movie in my life. the first half is phenomenal in it’s own right, but when fielder puts his foot on the accelerator at the halfway point i actually physically sat up in my chair. monumental achievement.
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surrendering my woke card hunterharris.substack.com/p/…
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you're an idiot if you unfollow me on twitter. my tweets are funny, edgy, unfunny, lame - its always a surprise. spice up your life.
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