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Jared Patch

@jaredpatch

guy with a beard, another baby, and a rum

Joined March 2009
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It's after midnight and I'm still drinking. Maybe there's clarity in this next beer. Or maybe just in its name.
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Doing my small part to help make that orange clown go away.
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Seems fitting that a kids book about founding fathers is back in nightly rotation at our house. Preach Lil Tom Jeff. #BasketFullOfDullards
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Replying to @_atalliance
@activetrans a city vehicle tried to run me off the road & block bike lane this am. Where can I report it? #bikeChi
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Replying to @kristamm
I make my own beer sometimes.
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It's only breaking news if they send up green smoke... DON'T BOMB ALCATRAZ ALL THE HOSTAGES ARE SAFE! youtube.com/watch?v=nbXV_204…
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