Lol in jss1, we were making noise in class, so the teacher said he'll flog the whole class, e don flog me 1 then the whole class started begging, that's how he left.
Same fr, meanwhile i have a friend, He is a magnet for luck, where i confirmed it finally was , they sent a job interview to student groupchat, remote tech job, he was selected and was told only him applied😭😭
Alot of things, for secondary school, they fit dey flog the whole class make teacher phone ring before his turn for emergency 😭
A NEW AND PRODUCTIVE NIGERIA IS POSSIBLE, AND NIGERIA WILL BE OK
Yesterday, 26th of October, our Party, the NDC Campaign council was inaugurated in Abuja.
As part of my remarks, I told Nigerians how our richly endowed nation, the giant of Africa, is now the world’s poverty capital. Regrettably, over 140 million Nigerians are multidimensionally poor, representing more than 60% of the population.
Corruption remains widespread, while insecurity affects every part of our country. Unemployment and inequality are at record levels, and Nigerians face severe and avoidable hardship. Even with the removal of the fuel subsidy and reckless borrowing, with a debt of over ₦165 trillion, there has been little or no corresponding increase in productivity.
In the last three years, President Tinubu has foisted on Nigeria a reign of corruption and duplicity, resulting in extreme poverty. Today, President Tinubu has made history as the leader who has created the largest number of poor people in the world. This year, he has made about 16 million Nigerians extremely poor.
Just last Saturday, President Tinubu, while launching his re-election campaign in Kaduna, blamed past and opposition leaders for the hunger and poverty that have ravaged Nigerians.
What is clear is that President Tinubu does not have the competence, the capacity, the character, compassion or the commitment to solve the problems he created. He lacks the energy and the resolve to get Nigeria out of the current worsening crisis.
Under President Tinubu, despite his promise to fix electricity, Nigeria now has the lowest consumption of electricity. Without reliable power, businesses cannot expand efficiently, hospitals cannot provide dependable services, schools struggle to operate effectively, and households face additional financial burdens.
We will pursue an electricity reform programme focused on reliability, affordability, investment, and accountability.
We will work with relevant federal and state institutions, regulators, operators, and investors to address the weaknesses affecting generation, transmission, and distribution.
Under President Tinubu, Nigeria is more divided than ever, more terrorised than ever and more insecure than ever.
Under President Tinubu, Nigeria has fallen into a crisis of values, such that our budgets are no longer credible and our laws are forged. Nothing is sacred. Nothing is spared from degradation, not budgets, not laws, not institutions.
From our engagements with Nigerians across the country and all segments of society, the message is clear: Nigerians want and deserve a better, more productive nation, one in which good governance is visible, firmly established, effectively practised and embraced as part of our national culture.
I, Peter Obi, with my very dear elder brother, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, implore and beckon all of you, committed members of our great party, the NDC, and all Nigerians, to join us in this crusade of rebuilding our dear and most endowed nation, Nigeria.
Today, we begin a renewed journey towards a New Nigeria, united by shared purpose, founded on fairness, justice and equity, and committed to productivity, inclusion and development.
We envision a nation where government prioritises the security and welfare of its people, good governance prevails, and public officials remain accountable.
It will be a law-abiding society of healthy, skilled and educated citizens, where every child attends school and learns to read and write.
No Nigerian should live in a displaced-persons camp, and corruption must no longer weaken our institutions or the fabric of our nation.
A New Nigeria is our vision. A New Nigeria is our mission.
Corruption today has become more pervasive under President Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s APC-led government. No state institution has been spared, and since 2023, its effects have spread throughout national life.
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«El talento es la capacidad de hacer fácilmente lo que a los demás les resulta difícil».
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Pidgin translation is in. This one should enter the barracks! 🔥
Voice-over: @devoyceofgod
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Dream Catchers Academy recreating Ayra Starr’s iconic NFL “Dangerous” performance is pure joy 😭🔥
Ayra, the kids love you so much and this recreation is their beautiful way of showing it. Keep inspiring the next generation 💜✨
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1. First African artist to headline an NFL International Game halftime show.
2. First African female artist to perform on Glastonbury Festival's iconic Pyramid Stage.
3. First African female artist to have two songs surpass 500 million Spotify streams each.
Everybody has opinion when it's Ayrastar
Ayra Starr shouldn’t have opened the NFL halftime with “Heaven Baby.”
You’re the first African artist to headline that stage. The crowd is full of football fans who mostly don’t know you. You needed energy, dance, and pure Afrobeats from the first second so the stadium could feel the culture.
Instead you started with a soft piano ballad that’s half ZAYN’s song. It killed the momentum before it started. Save the pretty ballads for the album tour. For this moment, it should’ve been Rush (or Hot Body) from jump. You had one shot to show the world what Nigerian music feels like in a stadium. A slow love song wasn’t it.
This wasn't the right time to show them Heaven baby girl.
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AS I WRITE THIS, MORE THAN 200 SUDANESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED IN EGYPTIAN AIRSTRIKES ON THE NORTH AL WADI MINING AREA.
I AM ONCE AGAIN SCREAMING INTO THE VOID, BEGGING THE WORLD TO GIVE A DAMN ABOUT SUDANESE LIVES. HOW MANY OF US MUST BE KILLED BEFORE THIS WORLD FINALLY GIVES A DAMN? HOW MUCH MORE BLOOD MUST SUDAN SHED BEFORE ANYONE ACTS?!!!!!!
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