Leo Messi is the 🐐

Anywhere money dey
Joined June 2020
God just chose to spare your life.
Imagine sleeping at the club because you thought your car broke down, only to realise in the morning that you were inserting the key into the wrong hole….stop drinking and driving 😂😭
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You still don't believe in reincarnation? 💔😭
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I’m putting it to you that there’s nothing you have that I’m envious of. Not because I think you’re beneath me but because I’m contented and I’m not envious of people. I should be envious of your ladies bike and iPhone 14 Pro? You’re not a real person
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if u know u will go about lying i tried sleeping with u after a tattoo session pls don’t book me .
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FOLLOWED MY PASSION AND LANDED HERE🍷
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do you like your moniehub balance or should i step in?
🤝 Paid partnership
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God forbid
No matter how rich I’m there’re things I can never buy. You can’t expect me to buy just 2 boiled eggs for 6k. This is totally annoying and shouldn’t be encouraged cuz it’s pure extortion. There’s no branding that can make this make sense to me.
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God people dey actually record their grandparents posts for giveaway😭😭😭😭😭
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Iya oniya😭😭😭😭
Replying to @Strange_punter
I love her 😩🔥🤭
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God😭😭😭😭😭
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Eti shoribu oh😂
If you stay with your grandma, then the 50k is for her. Make a short video and drop it under this post. 10 seconds video is okay. I need to hear my name (STRANGE PUNTER) from her mouth to confirm All she have to say is: THANK YOU FOR THE 50,000 NAIRA AND GOD BLESS YOU. First 19 persons will be credited Good luck 🤞🤞🤞 papa
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Dejong is stronger, has more stamina, more press resistant than anybody in that midfield , na because he no dey quick release ball and he no dey defend well, na why culers dey bash am 😂
Replying to @Tobs_fc
So you think De jong is more press resistant than Pedri?
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Are you joking? See question 😂
Replying to @Tobs_fc
So you think De jong is more press resistant than Pedri?
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That’s because EPL is so bad and overhyped that they can’t produce much Balond’or winners Laliga Balond’or award 24 EPL Balond’or award 7
No player form Laliga came to epl to win 4 ballon’dor..
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Person swear for cheaters yesterday on the timeline I gas do fasting and prayer for @skmadie today😂😭
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Cheating once or twice doesn’t make you a cheater, just like Barbing once doesn’t make you a barber. Therefore once , twice, thrice at most four times is enough boys, you don’t wanna be called a cheater 👍
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That’s because EPL is so bad and overhyped that they can’t produce much Balond’or winners Laliga Balond’or award 24 EPL Balond’or award 7
No player form Laliga came to epl to win 4 ballon’dor..
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If you dey get am clear , i pray your money constant
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If you dey get am clear , i pray your money constant
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Thaat girl wey make video dey talk trash about raphinha Walahi e nogo better for you, i really tried to resist the urge of saying what came to my mind at the time of her tweet.. #banwomenfrommakingvideosaboutourbeautifulsport 😭
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