Some people call me the space cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of being friends. Co-host of a podcast called Paultom City

Joined April 2009
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When my girlfriend and her friends go to the bathroom and I get stuck talking to the other boyfriend
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What kind of wedding am I at?
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Me seeing ads for a course to learn Jamaican patois on Instagram
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This was my first A&M/UT game as a student. So funny to think how happy we were to beat UT and be 7-5. Simpler times, man.
Rest in peace Dennis Franchione. This moment from the 2007 Lone Star Showdown in College Station will always stick with me. A really tough spot for all involved. Just minutes later Coach Fran in his postgame press conference officially announced his resignation from Texas A&M.
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Coopers has no business being on this list. Trash ass bbq. Fuck outta here.
No offense to my Texas friends but this list is 100% GARBAGE - Terry Blacks? Is this a joke? KC has at least five spots that should be in the top 10
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Villains in Pokemon are like, “I’m going to take over the planet, and you can’t stop me!” And then their team is like fucking four zubats.
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Bro you gotta come to the crib. No seriously, it has so many bastions it’s impossible to siege.
When you look at this photo of 18th century star fort of Petrovaradin in Novi Sad in Serbia you can see how hard it would be to besiege it at the time due to its many bastions covering one another. Constructed by the finest Imperial military engineers employed by the Habsburgs.
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GOTTA GET A NEW QB, MIJO
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The best part of being a Texas A&M fan is that someday I’ll die
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Marcel always does this type of shit when we’re behind. I’m tired boys.
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*paying for my Jersey Mikes sub with Shorepoints* Yeah man it’s a walled garden. People want to get in because they see us having so much fun.
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itschughes retweeted
The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"
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Fuck it, welcome back Billy the Kid
some guy robbed a gas station near us with what looks to be a black powder revolver
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Hank - My own prison (Creed cover) [slop cannon edition]
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Deleted Paultom City storyline
The Arcane Texas Fact of the Day is one of the most Texas things I've ever read: Last Thursday, a high school football game here in Texas was played under a Rattlesnake Advisory. It's true. Prior to Thursday night's game between Kaufer and Corpus Christi John Paul II, the Riviera Independendent School District posted the following announcement on social media: "⚠️ FOOTBALL GAME SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT Due to the increased presence of rattlesnakes in the area, we ask all parents and spectators to please use extra caution while attending tonight’s football game. For everyone’s safety, please do not allow children to play in the long jump area of the football field or underneath the stadium seating. Please stay alert, supervise children closely, and avoid areas that are not designated for spectators. Thank you for helping us keep everyone safe! ⚠️" That's right: not a tornado warning or a heat advisory, but a rattlesnake advisory. Folks in other states might think that's crazy, but, hey, this is Texas and this is high school football that we're talking about. I can hear the conversation now: "Grab the lawn chairs and the snake boots, honey, kickoff is in thirty minutes.”😃 Thanks to Cindy Wood for letting me know about this.
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you think you’ve seen all the variants of autism, and then you discover just one more
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itschughes retweeted
To Tim Curry: rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.
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Watching this and then staring off into the distance, shaking my head and smiling, gently whispering to myself “🎶they said my dick is small🎶 and my balls are too small too🎶”
I enjoy when he reminisces about nick like a toxic ex-lover
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To Dolly Parton: rest now, sister. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.
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