A 29-year-old man wielding an axe caused a major pile-up in Campbellfield, Melbourne's north, during peak hour before attempting to carjack a motorist. Tradies pursued and restrained the balaclava-wearing offender with cable ties, performing a citizen's arrest.

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Lisa · Oct 20, 2026 · 11:53 PM UTC

Lisa@itsLisa__Oct 20

This has made my morning I dare you not to laugh

PmAmTraveller

@pmamtravellerOct 19

A baking attempt of pig-shaped bread rolls with sausages ("pigs in a blanket") before and after baking.

Image from PmAmTraveller (@pmamtraveller)

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Lisa · Oct 20, 2026 · 7:49 AM UTC

Lisa@itsLisa__Oct 20

Nothing like an absolutely horrific situation to get the most holier than thou, insufferable dumb fuck accounts you know up and about Some people need to say less and log off occasionally

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Lisa · Oct 19, 2026 · 3:48 AM UTC

Lisa@itsLisa__Oct 19

The woman in Woolies just now hard coughing her way around the fruit and veg section while she touched everything has no idea how close she came to getting chinned FFS I hate people

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Wholesome Side of 𝕏 · Oct 17, 2026 · 1:17 PM UTC

Lisa retweeted

Wholesome Side of 𝕏

@itsme_urstrulyOct 17

Dog: I need to go outside. Me: You just came inside. Dog: New information has come to light.

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Lisa · Oct 16, 2026 · 1:39 AM UTC

Lisa@itsLisa__Oct 16

All time banger 🖤

INXS@INXSOct 15

INXS’s third album, Shabooh Shoobah, was released on this day in 1982. This release includes fan favorites such as “Don’t Change” and “The One Thing”. Which track are you turning up today? 💿

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Lisa · Oct 15, 2026 · 8:11 AM UTC

Lisa@itsLisa__Oct 15

Nothing but bad juju rains down on people (and I sincerely hope it does) stealing from graves

7NEWS Melbourne@7NewsMelbourneOct 15

Around 150 grave plaques have been stolen from Cheltenham Pioneer Cemetery in Melbourne's southeast, including memorials for stillborn babies and war veterans.

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Lisa · Oct 13, 2026 · 11:55 PM UTC

Lisa@itsLisa__Oct 13

Legit Someone I worked with borrowed several books from me during covid Then she left Never saw her or my books again

Bruno

@sigabruninhoOct 13

Galera, não me levem a mal, mas se vocês pegaram um livro emprestado com alguém há muito tempo e acham que a pessoa esqueceu, deixa eu te falar: ELAS NÃO ESQUECERAM.

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Lisa · Oct 11, 2026 · 8:57 PM UTC

Lisa@itsLisa__Oct 11

That’s me in 1987

Super 70s Sports

@Super70sSportsOct 10

Here’s a popular 80s hairstyle I like to call the “Musicland Employee.” It’s a cut that also leaves open the possibility he scored 15 goals for the Calgary Flames in 1988.