Russ Barron

NYT Pitchbot has nothing on the real thing...

@beck6264 @mattkoz

Hey @brooklinen - my new sheets just ripped right at the seam. Can you help?

Patience... it took a minute, but it's there now.

I was there the day after it opened. It's very nice, but they clearly have a few growing pains. Great fried chicken, though and bao sandwiches.

I'm not sure how many flies in the @Starbucks food case is too many, but I'd wager it's less than this many.

Hey @getgo - your daily promotion says it's 50% off any wrap. Can you help me understand how $1.42 is half of $4.99??

The subtle screen rotation of the laminar flow video card is why @cdisillusion was my first Patreon sub. Details are everything! Laminar Flow DISAMBIGUATION youtu.be/5LI2nYhGhYM

Okay, good to know, but how about now? More crew in more jump seats?

Hey @AmericanAir - what's the point of a standby list if you're just going to randomly clear people out of order??

How about two?

And to think I was averaging a single tweet per year for a while... #MyTwitterAnniversary

I'll just leave this here... #PA18 #BlueWave