𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘.

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᜶ I just went through my drafts to see what replies I had already started typing up and— Who gave me the right?

❪ @CapriciousWit ❫ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖, usually characterised by the soothing quietude of a still partially resting household, and the gradually intensifying waft of fresh eggs, fluffy pancakes and other scrumptious goods sizzling »

᜶ hydrangea: instigates some nice matching twin stuff by putting me in their bio Me: responds with a dumb twin joke

᜶ Me, every day, trying to figure out how I can get out 60 replies in a day when one already takes me three hours.

❛ We’ve got two 𝐔𝐍𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ — - 𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑺.

❛ This , Harry , is the 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 to our 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ — - 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑺.

❛ 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎; 𝑛𝑜 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 unless you count making as much 𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑩𝑳𝑬 as they possibly can. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ — - 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑺.

❛ They really 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 their 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ — - 𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵.

⠀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 —— @managednonsense ᴡʜᴇɴ 𝑻𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑺 ᴀʀᴇ 𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 , ᴛʜᴇɪʀ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒 sᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑫 ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ❞