𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘.

❛ 𝑾𝗵𝗮𝘁 do we want to be 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 for? ⠀⠀It’d take all the 𝐅 𝐔 𝐍 out of life. ❜ 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘. ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ adept, versatile scribe. detailed writing. mature, potentially triggering, content. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐖.

Right, Lily.

Fret not, grape girl, your secret is safe with him. It’s a really common fear, so who is he to judge? He’s heard Draco Malfoy is a right phobic, too. Screams like a banshee whenever he sees someone smart.

Ah, Lola, was it, I forgot.

Dunno if I can do that, Lucy. Didn’t you say your real name was Loopy, anyway?

Ah, who doesn’t know the good old fear of intelligence?

Looney.

Then said friend is a humongous prat who doesn’t get the point of love potions. It’s not about real feelings getting reciprocated, it’s about making somebody think they’re infatuated with you for twenty-four hours.

He’ll say it once more —— him and Fred can and 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 sue for damages if any of their love potions, or any other love potion, for that matter, is used on one of them. They’ve been there before, they didn’t like it, drastic times call for drastic measures.

The same kind of magic that lets them read each other’s minds without being Legilimens and change their names every second day.

They’d sue each other if one them was stupid enough to try this as a joke. Best not tangle with them.

That’s easy! He’d turn into Fred.

Definitely not. This happened last year already, to both him and Fred, and if anybody dares try again, they’re suing for damages.

Oh, but she has already proven that she can, hasn’t she? Say his name and he’ll show up —— it’s like magic.

If everybody likes him so much, he might as well show his appreciation with a little treat for a special day. Twenty percent off on all love potions! Limited offer only! Only while stocks last!

“Don’t let our dear little sister fool you, Charlie. She got annoyed with me ‘cause I said something about the way she’s been dressing up for those blokes at school. Didn’t talk to me for a week straight.”

╱ Ron and Draco were allowed to play while they were prefects, so i’d say yes