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Morrissey: Does the chicken precede the egg or does the egg precede the chicken... I don't know.
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history.
"We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
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First trailer for ‘DIG’, a new comedy series starring Amy Poehler & created by ‘The Good Place’ creator Mike Schur.
The series follows a group of archaeologists who discover a rare artifact who decide to hide it from their boss.
Releasing November 23 on Peacock.
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
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You know this story is true because they are all drinking coffee and smoking in the middle of the day.
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i work night audit at a hotel, and it's closing for the season so my job switches to security. my boss says i need to patrol this closed down part of the hotel
i think the fuck not. you couldnt get me to do this shit for 100k let alone $15 an hour. nope. not ever. no sir.
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Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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actually i changed my mind.
every so often i show someone Fall In Love by Rita Ora and i'm yet to see a reaction that's even remotely positive. this seems like a good opportunity to inflict this chorus on a crowd
































