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My eighth official album, Do Me Dirty, is out now. I hope you all love it as much as I loved making it and having the experiences that led to it. Happy Pride. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/be…
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something kinda beautiful about how godawful so many uk music videos were in this era. if you released this song either an era earlier or later it would be this whole big production but it falls in the perfect spot of sloppy indulgence in tech labels did not understand. wonderful
Not to be overdramatic but the UK was producing some of the best pop music in the 00s
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this song fuckin rules btw its just so funny to see this genuinely terrible visual
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watching it in full rn. they keep moving to new platforms in 2x speed and then posing and it looks no different from a maya winky video. crying
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Just recorded a festival video where I did this for every non-English name I had to say and (as far as I'm aware) got them all right only to call a Canadian documentarian Johnston instead of Johnson and not realise until after the video was published
PSA: please look up how to pronounce the names of actors outside of the U.S. before you podcast about them.
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This contains reviews of the following: I Love Boosters, 9 Temples To Heaven, Easter, Lady, Concrete Turned To Sand, The History Of Concrete, Josephine, Zero Intention Of Living Quietly, Possible Love, Godzilla Minus Zero, Hearing, Bunker, Fruit Gathering, La Bola Negra... (cont)
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Artificial, Moonglow, Behind The Open Door, Elephants In The Fog, Woman Unknown, Sweet Milk Lake, Atlantic Rhapsody, Club Kid, A Bit Of Light
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lots to be said on how shitty this is but i'm fixated on the contradiction of 'she expects a quiet farewell' and 'the documentary follows'. like she 1000% did not expect a quiet farewell whilst the camera crew followed her around. fuck off.
First trailer for ‘ONE LAST ORDER’. The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans. Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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La Bola Negra having none of its 3 stories being set in modern times, mind you. like even the 'modern' one is still pre-COVID.
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"we need to ban porn because the industry is exploitative" is the most idiotic shit imaginable. that's good reasoning for *regulating* the industry, not for banning shit outright. if we banned every industry that's exploitative, practically every single job would be gone 🤦‍♀️
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looked up the Bradley Walsh thing out of mild curiousity and this live reaction discussion thread immediately clocking it was the top result. lmao.
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so many bangers...
Post your favorite first-watches of October 🍿
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thank you to the group chat member that found this. AWWWWWWWFUL.
did anyone screenshot that natasha lyonne tweet on the taika waititi discourse before she very quickly deleted it or nah
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did anyone screenshot that natasha lyonne tweet on the taika waititi discourse before she very quickly deleted it or nah
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remember when people unironically claimed that a non-English-language trans cartel musical was Oscar bait
A non-English-language film will never be Oscar bait. It will never be in that position.
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fuckin jesse eisenberg ruining this for everyone
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crazy to do this for a movie which: a) very intentionally uses humour as a gateway to flip into much more horrifying drama, in a real 'false sense of security' way b) kinda has terrible humour lmao
Luca Guadagnino’s ‘ARTIFICIAL’ has been submitted for the Golden Globes in the musical/comedy categories.
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submitting a film where someone says "So that just happened" for best comedy in the year 2026 should get you tried at the Hague
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