Holy shit, Less Is Morgue has officially existed for two years as of today. Thank you all for your listenership!

Happy Holidays from Evelyn Hooper! 🎄♥️👻

Have a bonus episode, mateys, it's Tales From The Sea with Captain Cishmale! Learn how the world's saltiest sailor became the manly man he is today! Words - @NonPlayerCactus Sound - @Spaceman_Scott Art - @MegTuten FEAT. @VoicesByZane, @JeremyIsBlack, and @ProfCoppermane.

Where is the lie?

To all of the beautiful motherfuckers who've been sharing their love and support for Less Is Morgue on here, and getting their friends into the show, we just want to say a sincere thank you. We'll eat you last 💚

S2Ep6 - “WHOSE WHINE IS IT ANYWAY?” - IS HERE! Riley and Evelyn go off the rails when they try a new hobby: Improv Comedy. You'll laugh yourself to death! Words - Henry Galley & @Diregentleman Art - @EHCB Sound - @Spaceman_Scott FEAT. @Addison_Peacock, @MattoMcFly

Riley in Suits 😎

S2Ep6 - “WHOSE WHINE IS IT ANYWAY?” - FRIDAY, NOV. 26th! Riley and Ev get a book on improv comedy. Their quest to become Comedy Gods leads them to madness. Words - Henry Galley & @Diregentleman Art - @MegTuten Sound - @Spaceman_Scott FEAT. @Addison_Peacock, @MattoMcFly

S2E5 - “All Dogs Go To Tallahassee - IS HERE! When Evelyn’s dog returns as a ghost, Riley tries to prove they can be an even better pet owner. Words - @MegTuten, @HollywoodVoodou, and Henry Galley. Art - @MegTuten Sound - @Spaceman_Scott FEAT. @Rambling_Rob_, @ChadManic.

S2E5 - “All Dogs Go To Tallahassee - FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH! The ghost of Evelyn’s dog, Peppermint, returns! And Riley feels jealous... Words - @MegTuten, @HollywoodVoodou, and Henry Galley. Guest Art - @EJSmith145 Sound - @Spaceman_Scott FEAT. @Rambling_Rob_, @ChadManic.

Upset about October being over? You want Ghosts? Ghouls? Gore? Gluttony? Giant Boobs? Monsters? Demons? Afterlives? You want Friendship? Serial Killers? Surgery? Lesbians? Dismemberment? Comedy? Aliens? Pirates? Come listen to Less Is Morgue! It's always Halloween here 🎃

Evelyn In Her Sally Sprout Halloween Costume: Slowed Down Enough To Be Viewed By the Human Eye.

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL AIRS TOMORROW! HOPE YOU'RE ALL READY FOR HALLOWEEN, EVELYN-STYLE!!! -E. God help us all. -R.

Riley here. Last few days of #AceWeek2021, and you know what that means? Time to pay tribute to your Ace-As-Hell Best Ghoulfriend or suffer dire consequences! I accept tributes in the form of Cheese Fries, Barbecue, Chocolates, your family members, and compliments on my novel.

Little preview of Evelyn's energy in Sunday's episode. This is one excitable ghost who cannot hold her sugar.

THE LESS IS MORGUE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Premiering on OCTOBER 31st! Can Riley and Evelyn celebrate without everything descending into chaos? FIND OUT ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT! 🎃💀👻 Words - @EHCB, @Diregentleman, and Henry Galley. Art - @MegTuten Sound - @Spaceman_Scott

S2E4 - “INSANE IN THE MED-BRAIN” - IS HERE! Riley gets sick, and Evelyn calls the one doctor who still gives house calls. Shame he’s a serial killer. Words - @QueenOfTheTaco, @Diregentleman, & Henry Galley. Art - @QueenOfTheTaco Sound - @Spaceman_Scott FEAT. @willvoiceit.

COMING TOMORROW...WARNING: IT'S GONNA GET SQUISHY.

Reason why Less Is Morgue is the perfect Queer Halloween Podcast #487: There's an episode where flesh-eating non-binary ghoul podcast-host Riley Almanzor summons the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe to help their co-host, adorable lesbian poltergeist Evelyn Hooper, get over a break-up.

Worried about funeral costs? Scared about grave robbers? Don't wanna have your body blown up by the military in a blast test? Pledge your corpse to Riley Almanzor today! Your generosity will be filling for this hungry ghoul, and fulfilling for you! Call Riley for more info! ❤️