@incorrectlim

fan acct for @LessIsMorgue pfp & header: @LessIsMorgue

 Almanzor's Basement
lessismorgue.com
Joined February 2021
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Riley holding up a whiteboard that says "fuck gender i now identify as a menace to society"

ALT Riley holding up a whiteboard that says "fuck gender i now identify as a menace to society"

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Evelyn: can we go to a haunted house this halloween? Riley: what's wrong with the one you're staying in? Evelyn: Evelyn: ª
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They're a 10 but they eat unsuspecting pizza boys
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Heyyy!! mod here. I'm doing good, just haven't had much inspiration for this account. Not sure if / when I'll be back. I had so much fun with this account, thanks for sticking with me!! As always listen to less is morgue podcast❤
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Brains vincent with the caption "im too hot to deal with this"

ALT Brains vincent with the caption "im too hot to deal with this"

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Fred: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Fred: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way
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Fred: Is stabbing someone immoral? Tiffany: Not if they consent to it. Riley : Depends who you’re stabbing. Evelyn : YES?!?
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Riley with a whiteboard saying "no gender only swag"

ALT Riley with a whiteboard saying "no gender only swag"

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Evelyn : Riley , keep an eye on Todd today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Riley : Sure, I’d love to see Todd get punched. Evelyn : Try again. Riley , sighing: I will stop Todd from getting punched
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Shaz : Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Riley : The cow??? Riley : What? Evelyn: Riley , W H Y?
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Shaz with the quote saying "trans rights? Yes im trans and im always right"

ALT Shaz with the quote saying "trans rights? Yes im trans and im always right"

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Riley : I'm incredibly fast at math. Evelyn: Alright, what's 30x17? Riley : 47 Evelyn: That's not even close. Riley : But it was fast.
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Fred : Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Greg: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Picture of camille with a quote saying, "this is a safe space of evil and sinister women. You are loved and seen."

ALT Picture of camille with a quote saying, "this is a safe space of evil and sinister women. You are loved and seen."

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Brains Vincent: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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Riley: why are you naked? Fred: Fred: i don't have any clothes Riley, opening the closet: you have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Greg, socks... wait
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Image of camille with the caption *commits a felony cutely*

ALT Image of camille with the caption *commits a felony cutely*

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Riley: can i have a cookie? Shaz: what did Evelyn say? Riley: no Shaz: and why do you ask me? Riley: because she's not the boss of you Shaz muttering to themself: this is a trap, this is a trap
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Tyler: i’ve heard you have extremely high standards in men Evelyn: they just need to be girls
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Evelyn holding up a whiteboard that says normalize being nice and having fun

ALT Evelyn holding up a whiteboard that says normalize being nice and having fun

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Riley: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box
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