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Percy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Mr. D: You're like 15 years old
Percy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Grover, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Annabeth: You did WHAT–
Percy: William Snakepeare
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Annabeth: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Percy: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Annabeth: Stop.
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Matthias: Violence isn't the answer.
Kaz: You’re right.
Matthias: *sighs in relief*
Kaz: Violence is the question.
Matthias: What?
Kaz, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Matthias, running after him: NO-
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Kaz: Why are Wylan and Jesper sitting with their backs to each other?
Nina: They had a fight.
Kaz: Then why are they holding hands?
Nina: They get sad when they fight.
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Inej: Hi.
Nina: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him?
Inej: I did.
Nina: And what did he say?
Inej: “Thank you.”
Nina: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say?
Inej: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Kaz said, “Thank you.”
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Kaz: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Inej: It was me...
Kaz: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Random Dreg: When Kaz was born, the saints said, "He’s too perfect for this world."
Matthias: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Kaz: Time for plan G.
Jes: Don’t you mean plan B?
K: No, we tried plan B. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Nina: What about plan D?
K: Plan D was that attempt half an hour ago.
Inej: What about plan E?
K: Kuwei dies in plan E.
Wylan: I like plan E.
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Nina: I am convinced Jesper and Wylan share a brain cell.
Kaz: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
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Inej: Can I ask you for a favor?
Kaz: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Inej: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
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Kaz: We’re getting someone new in the group.
Inej: Are we stealing them?
Jesper: New or used?
Kaz: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Kaz: You're right.
Inej: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Kaz: Rules are made to be broken.
Matthias: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Nina: Uh, piñatas.
Wylan: Glow sticks.
Inej: Karate boards.
Jesper: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Kaz: Rules.
Matthias:
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JAMES: I am such an idiot.
LILY:
JAMES:
LILY: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.
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SIRIUS: Do you mind if I slyly mention you're single?
JAMES: Do not do that.
SIRIUS: You won't even notice.
LILY: Hey, you needed to see me again?
SIRIUS: James's single.
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With cancellation looming, the 'Shadow and Bone' fandom is trying to game the system — and win their show another chance. trib.al/DXi2bOf



