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incorrect (but also totally correct) quotes from our favourite criminals

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Percy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Mr. D: You're like 15 years old Percy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Grover, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Annabeth: You did WHAT–  Percy: William Snakepeare
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Annabeth: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Percy: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Annabeth: Stop.
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Matthias: Violence isn't the answer. Kaz: You’re right. Matthias: *sighs in relief* Kaz: Violence is the question. Matthias: What? Kaz, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Matthias, running after him: NO-
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Kaz: Why are Wylan and Jesper sitting with their backs to each other? Nina: They had a fight. Kaz: Then why are they holding hands? Nina: They get sad when they fight.
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Inej: Hi. Nina: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him? Inej: I did. Nina: And what did he say? Inej: “Thank you.” Nina: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say? Inej: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Kaz said, “Thank you.”
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Kaz: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Inej: It was me... Kaz: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Random Dreg: When Kaz was born, the saints said, "He’s too perfect for this world." Matthias: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Kaz: Time for plan G. Jes: Don’t you mean plan B? K: No, we tried plan B. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Nina: What about plan D? K: Plan D was that attempt half an hour ago. Inej: What about plan E? K: Kuwei dies in plan E. Wylan: I like plan E.
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Nina: I am convinced Jesper and Wylan share a brain cell. Kaz: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
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Inej: Can I ask you for a favor? Kaz: I would literally die for you, but continue. Inej: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
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Kaz: We’re getting someone new in the group. Inej: Are we stealing them? Jesper: New or used? Kaz: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Kaz: You're right. Inej: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Kaz: Rules are made to be broken. Matthias: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Nina: Uh, piñatas. Wylan: Glow sticks. Inej: Karate boards. Jesper: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Kaz: Rules. Matthias:
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JAMES: I am such an idiot. LILY: JAMES: LILY: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.
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SIRIUS: Do you mind if I slyly mention you're single? JAMES: Do not do that. SIRIUS: You won't even notice. LILY: Hey, you needed to see me again? SIRIUS: James's single.
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With cancellation looming, the 'Shadow and Bone' fandom is trying to game the system — and win their show another chance. trib.al/DXi2bOf
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