Hogwarts incorrect quotes

Ravenclaw: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Hufflepuff: All I drank was Redbull! Ravenclaw: How many? Hufflepuff: Eighteen.

Hufflepuff: Gryffindor had a lot of ups and downs. May he rest in peace. Ravenclaw: He died? Hufflepuff: Not yet. Slytherin: He stole her coffee.

Gryffindor and Slytherin: *fighting again* Ravenclaw: *reading and drinking tea* Hufflepuff like:

Gryffindor: Slytherin, you gotta treat a car like you treat a woman. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff: [glaring intently] Go on… Gryffindor: No, I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.

Interviewer to Hufflepuff: So what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league? Slytherin, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ Hᴏɢᴡᴀʀᴛs Hᴏᴜsᴇs Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs, ㅤㅤㅤㅤsometimes ft. The Founders. ㅤI SOLEMNLY SWEAR THIS IS A HUMOR ACCOUNT ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❪ ESP/ENGㅤsuggestions⇢MD ❫

Hufflepuff: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Slytherin: Three words. Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: R.I.P Fleets

Ravenclaw: I can’t believe you’re getting so worked up over… some guy! Hufflepuff: This one’s different. He’s honest, he’s sweet- Gryffindor: Please... Hufflepuff: -he would never do anything to hurt me! Slytherin: He’s a GUY!