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Hogwarts incorrect quotes retweeted
Ravenclaw: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Hufflepuff: All I drank was Redbull!
Ravenclaw: How many?
Hufflepuff: Eighteen.
Gryffindor: [does something stupid]
Ravenclaw: ....
Ravenclaw: ....
Gryffindor: it’s cute how you think your disapproving glare still works on me after all the times i’ve seen it.
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Slytherin: You need a hobby.
Gryffindor: I have a hobby
Ravenclaw: Staring creepily at Hufflepuff from afar isn’t a hobby.
22
Hufflepuff: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Gryffindor: well... I have been for the past several years, but thanks for noticing.
19
Hufflepuff: How's the sexiest person here~?
Slytherin: I don't know, how are they~?
Hufflepuff, flustered: I-
Gryffindor, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
21
Ravenclaw: Why are you on the floor?
Slytherin: I'm depressed.
Ravenclaw: ....
Slytherin: Also I was stabbed, can you get Hufflepuff, please.
Slytherin: If you had to choose between Gryffindor and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Ravenclaw: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Gryffindor: Ravenclaw!
Slytherin: 63 Knuts
Ravenclaw: I'll take the money
Gryffindor: RAVENCLAW!!!
Gryffindor: Wow, you were right. How come?
Ravenclaw: I’m a busy person. I have no time to be wrong.
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Hufflepuff: what’s wrong with Gryffindor? He’s been laying on the ground for like 20 minutes now...
Ravenclaw: I think he’s just a bit overwhelmed.
Hufflepuff: why?
Ravenclar: Slytherin giggled
22
Ravenclaw, picing up the phone: who's this?
Gryffindor: it's Gryffindor
Ravenclaw: what did he do this time?
Gryffindor: no, it's me
Ravenclaw: what did you do this time?
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Hogwarts incorrect quotes retweeted
Hufflepuff: Gryffindor had a lot of ups and downs. May he rest in peace.
Ravenclaw: He died?
Hufflepuff: Not yet.
Slytherin: He stole her coffee.
Hogwarts incorrect quotes retweeted
Gryffindor and Slytherin: *fighting again*
Ravenclaw: *reading and drinking tea*
Hufflepuff like:
Slytherin: I want someone to take me out
Hufflepuff: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?
Slytherin: Surprise me
Hogwarts incorrect quotes retweeted
Gryffindor: Slytherin, you gotta treat a car like you treat a woman.
Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff: [glaring intently] Go on…
Gryffindor: No, I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.
Hogwarts incorrect quotes retweeted
Interviewer to Hufflepuff: So what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?
Slytherin, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.
Gryffindor: Last night I found out Ravenclaw is a sleep talker.
Slytherin: Oh, really?
Gryffindor: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
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Ravenclaw: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Hufflepuff: All I drank was Redbull!
Ravenclaw: How many?
Hufflepuff: Eighteen.