Joined August 2010
ija wa, ija osi… always guiding
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"we shouldn't be doing this" 🫠🫠
Sex to look forward to After work sex After a party/rave sex Booked a hotel for the day sex Come over I missed you sex “Damn I haven’t seen you in so long you’re so thick now” sex Reacted “❤️” to your story sex “Why do you keep playing with me, you know I want you” sex
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Ebola… Bola… Bola Tinubu
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You don dey dey emotional, na wetin I no like be this ooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Replying to @mr_headies
You don dey wish death on me on top this matter! Ah nawa o
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So if I like camping and hiking and my partner refuses to go, I’m just never supposed to go ever again in life?
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Flask? No be at the end of the term we suppose dey wash am?
Do you wash your kid’s food flasks everyday? Or use it for the whole week before washing?
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I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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That's why I always laugh to stupor when a woman who has had partners in the past, has always been sexually active - gets to my turn & remembers to use sex as a bargaining chip. I really subscribe to abstinence but what exactly do you take me for. 😂 Women funny die.
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Met some very enthusiastic young men last night who tried to ensure I got into my apartment without my belongings. Appreciate the unexpected cardio session, great form, terrible execution. ⅒ Would not recommend.
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"Maybe I’m not as emotional cos I’m not in the country and that’s why I’m being logical."
Replying to @daddy_kross
Maybe I’m not as emotional cos I’m not in the country and that’s why I’m being logical. I understand everyone won’t support the same candidate and my own is to support my own candidate. Everyone will support their own candidate for reasons best known to them
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Me after checking my acct and realizing I’m not just single, I’m broke as well…
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não ter uma mulher gostosa dormindo com o rabao encostada em mim tá me deixando depre
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I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me
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Someone being an Apc supporter doesn’t make he/she a tinubu supporter
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😭😭😭😂
underground una all of them no good jor
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You’d think it’s an old tweet😭
HAPPENING NOW: Police Open Fire On #EndSARS Memorial Participants At Lekki Toll Gate
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Tapping me mid-set.
What is something that people do in the gym that gives you the ick??
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I have a suggestion but it may be perceived as scent-imental. Buy the perfume, ‘’rent de due’’ and that’s just my two scents.
This perfume I want to buy is £300 and rent is almost due what do I do
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ما احب لما اغير رأيي بعد ما اقرأ الكومنتس احس ماعندي شخصية
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Thank you very much for this question! In this position, the girl will lie down flat on her belly with legs closed or slightly opened! Then the guy proceeds from behind! He can choose to Kneel, go on all fours or lie down on her(more intimate) Note that for this to work, she has to be dripping already, if not friction will show you shege! This position is really good because the dihh enters at an angle that directly hits the G-spot, your orgasm is sure, the man can moan directly into her ear if he’s lying down, and she can fVck back too! The caveat to this is that if your ass is very humongous and your man isn’t soo long, he might not hit the spot, so you can add one or two pillows under pelvic area for a little elevation! This is for educational purpose only, stay celibate!
What is flat doggy bikonu
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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