@ZackPHP

Free from the shackles of ‘what will people say’ • Data

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Joined October 2011
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Fitness Twitter is like the gym: you see all the jacked and fit people, you start to feel small, and think maybe you're not trying hard enough—until you go to malls, petrol stations, parties, and even churches. That's when you realise you're far from mid. The algorithm just brings everyone together.
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SUgar over here though
Perry Martin@PerryAuthorOct 12
Sugar is the only word in the English language where SU makes the SH sound. At least, I'm pretty sure it is.
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Greg fourtwenty🥦
@broccoliboygregOct 10
He smoked from the tree of knowledge
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You ke Ragebait successfully denied 😂
MANDADDY||NASM CERTIFIED PT
@jayskice3131720h
Why was that guy shirtless and bouncing his huge pecs. There was no need to do that Gym bros get a little sexy and boom. Own no clothes again. Tueh.
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Oya do champions league.
Suga Shaun@shaunypizzleOct 11
I’ve just seen a TikTok on Saka not breaking 100 premier league goals yet in 9 years. It made me deep dive even more. He has 4 goals in 37 domestic trophy matches in 9 years. Hey Raheem come outside and let’s have a chat quickly.
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Leo Dasilva
@SirLeoBDasilvaOct 11
Do a video advising Barcola 🙏🏽
Adika
@AdikastakesOct 11
My advice to Bukayo Saka if he wants to be good again
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Na your neck that chain suppose ddy no be the dog.
Perry_kennel@buikem_20Oct 11
All of una de blame the owner. The werey wey go walk come close to em uko. You see me and dog you de expect make I comot for road for una. Una de craze shaa. She get luck de dog no bite em.
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Zidyep Osborn
@ZidyepOOct 11
probably cause he understood every force in this world except the force of attraction. 😭
Fact
@FactOct 10
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin
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The former bro. Gym babe no fit ddy your your crib ddy think say you wan go gym on a Sunday
Daveliftss
@davelifttssOct 11
Going to the gym on a Sunday is either peak loneliness or dedication… might just be lonely atp
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Mannequin fit whine like this?
Chinaza (Nwaanyịnightwear)
@NwaAdaIgbo1Oct 11
What happened to using mannequin to advertise lingeries?
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You go enter TikTok, the first thing wey you go see na ‘problem wey car go solve, you go ddy buy sunscreen’ and you ddy on top bike inside sun dey go Perona 💀
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MAJOR
@bukkymajor_Oct 10
Street boys deadlifts for the first time
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Winless in 4 6 points from 6 games Zero gd.
MBAH
@MbahdeyforyouAug 16
Only Carrick can stop Arteta next season
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Marvin👤
@marvinashaba0Oct 11
I was there bro i was there when they said we overpaid for Guimareas while they got Premier league proven Youri Tielemans at half price. I was there😂😂😂
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Tosin@tosin_1109Oct 10
A scrapy 1-0 win would have given Man utd 3 points today btw 😂😂
🅱️ASH-AAR🛑
@YesItsBashOct 10
Arsenal are about to Haram their way to another league title scrapping 1-0 & 2-1 wins.
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75m Guimaraes and 105m Declan Rice can’t keep winning you matches lol. Forced gimmick in 2026.
oluok@oluok1Oct 10
Midfielders can’t keep winning you matches. Chelsea Napoli Sunderland Leeds.
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Obalende Mesut Ozil〽️🧠@minister2810Oct 10
Abeg ooo make una dey call them with their papa names ooo.
OxGeek ™️@Lerin_OGOct 10
This Bruno just dey spoil ball.
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Win 5 games in a row. When?
R-K@RKyanitedOct 10
Replying to @utdbrxy
MLS is the traffic cone that they pretend Mainoo is btw move that guy back to left back and stop wasting everyone’s time
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Man utd fans go follow una ddy talk say Arsenal match ddy boring, Arsenal players no good but their own team go ddy serve una poison every week.
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Frame 2 is not laps?
omokefuaa✨
@PaulaomooOct 8
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You used to be so innocent, alway covering your body. But since you got close to twitter “gym bros”, you’ve changed totally. Now you wear briefs to the gym, always showing your nakedness to the world and gallivanting with numerous women💔💔
iJosh🃏
@KingiJoshOct 10
Ran into a popular IG influencer at my gym
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