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DPD you've tried the wrong house and taken a picture of my next door but 5 neighbour. Can you send him back? @dpd_support

Well it’s not fallen down yet so I think I’ve done an ok job so far 🤞😀 #gabion #gabionwall#gabionseating #garden #seating#landscaping#cages instagram.com/p/B2Z8ZPyhNv2/…

Bolton Wanderers doesn’t need you, Bolton doesn’t need you, Lancashire doesn’t need you, England doesn’t need you, The UK doesn’t need you, I’ve heard Timbuktu does, Off you trot @jeremycorbyn

@Tesco Why does your data protection team protect the individuals on your CCTV stealing vehicles from your car park more so than the innocent customers who have their vehicle's stolen? It took them over a month to respond initially #disgrace

@TwitterSupport Please can one of your guys contact me, your help pages have been abysmal at helping me solve the issue I’m having and there’s no other way, seemingly, to sort it.

@fraserhartuk told it would be 6 weeks at the absolute latest, "Grace" in your shop said beforehand 3-4 weeks. Annoyed but willing to bite our lips, its now 7 1/2 weeks and my partner has just been spoken to like rubbish on the phone by "Becky". Not impressed at all.

@fraserhartuk told it would be 6 weeks at the absolute latest, "Grace" in your shop said beforehand 3-4 weeks. Annoyed but willing to bite our lips, its now 7 1/2 weeks and my partner has just been spoken to like rubbish on the phone by "Becky". Not impressed at all.

“Kat it’s going to be another week until the rings back” @fraserhartuk

We’ve all seen the Yorkie advert, that bloke juggling the shopping bags. That was me in @BandQ today, with a tin of paint and other bits and bobs. Paint fell over, covered the floor, the bits & bobs & both my hands. If you’re going to look a dick, go all out! #gohardorgohome

Witnessed homeless drug addict get dropped, split the back of his head open.Blood all over 1 of my hands. Rang 101 “see if he has(he was taken into police custody as he kicked off) any illnesses?” “We can’t tell you due to data protection laws” Thanks @gmpolice 👍🤥

Well it’s arrived, an awful shame that kattiesnese9 isn’t here Who… instagram.com/p/BirWXT7FEeu/…

Went to get myself a hot chocolate on the way home from work & according to @McDonalds Bolton they’re closed (supposed be 24/7) as all the tills are updating their sugar levels across the country Wtf.... @McDonalds has given itself diabetes by the sounds of it

#celebsgodating thank god has finished! Now for #SurvivalOfTheFittest to finish so I don’t have to watch anymore of the crap #awfultv

How can I get an #asbo on next doors #cat? #neighboursfromhell instagram.com/p/Be1bvynjhHb/

@DVLAgovuk “you can email your response on the attached statement”..... they’ve not put an email address. What email address should I use to respond to driving licence related enquiries? “Driver customer services” department.

@Barclays @BarclaysInvest next time you put £529,598.65 in my account in error can I keep it? Halves?

i need to buy at least 10 payasyougo mobiles for work, will either of your stores let me do it? @CPWTweets @VodafoneUK #notadrugdealer

Working at home, I'll sit at the dining table as Ellie hassles me if I sit on the couch. Can't… instagram.com/p/BWCvi0zh51R/

Is it just me who gets roped into putting on fake tan? Looking at my fingers it looks like I've been smoking roll ups for years ewwww

@gmpolice its not much but if you need help moving any equipment tomorrow or pairs of hands to help in anyway I can spare 2 vans&drivers.