Freelance journalist. Writer of numerous bad jokes for @starburst_mag. Occasional contributor to @Trekmovie and others. Will write for food
Nottingham, U.K.
Joined July 2009
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America - where a nazi is apparently preferable to a black woman. Unbelievable #USA2024
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Finally caught up with The Substance, and bloody hell. Not sure about the last half hour, but up until then it’s my film of the year. Saw a review that described it as “Showgirls, but directed by David Cronenberg,” & that pretty much sums it up
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I don’t understand the world anymore
Helen Mirren says it’s ‘so sad’ Kurt Cobain died young as he would have loved GPS independent.co.uk/life-style…
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Ok, this album is great. Best thing LLM’s done since Hamilton. Great reinvention of the movie, gender swapping it works perfectly, & the mix of hip-hop & Broadway stars is inspired. Plus they got Lauren Hill!!!
WARRIORS - A concept album by @Lin_Manuel & @eisadavis
26 songs all through NYC, from The Bronx to Coney Island. Out October 18
Pre-order now at warriorsalbum.com
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This may be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy. But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better. Thanks Dave. #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch
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I love Ready or Not so this is great news. And I’m obviously always happy for more of Samara Weaving in anything
It's official: Samara Weaving and Radio Silence will return for Ready or Not 2!
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So, after refusing to watch Terrifier for years on the grounds that it looks a bit shit, I’ve finally given in and watched it. And yeah, it’s a bit shit
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Number one - actually sign a deal with the in-demand showrunner instead of leaving him hanging indefinitely until he gives up & gets signed up by Disney to make a Marvel show
Star Trek: Picard's Ed Speleers shares how fans can help get Paramount to greenlight the proposed sequel spinoff series, Star Trek: Legacy. 🌌
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Fantastic finale of #TheRingsOfPower. No spoilers, but a certain sword got introduced & I may have made certain excitable noises. It’s possible I need to go outside more
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My neighbours’ WiFi is called “Jesus loves you.” Kids have had to talk me out of renaming ours “Hail Satan”
People have been sharing the best wi-fi names they’ve ever seen and these next level 23 will have you giggling into your phone
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Yes please
Sink your teeth into the official trailer for #Nosferatu from acclaimed director Robert Eggers.
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Is it just me
Or has the @AppleMusic app been crap since the iOS 18 update? Constantly crashes, doesn’t show current song info, buggy as hell?
I’d been thinking this season of #RingsOfPower wasn’t as good as the first, but episode 7 is just absolutely magnificent
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OMFG. Cannot wait
Season II.
The HBO Original Series #TheLastOfUs returns in 2025 on @StreamOnMax. #TLOUDay
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