@jessejoyce

Stand Up: @ComedyCentral @midnight, Comedy Underground w Dave Attell, Last Comic Writer: @JimmyKimmelLive, 13 Comedy Central Roasts, The Oscars / Emmy Nominated

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2009
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My first book is out! It's the hilarious true story of how the greatest American actor of the 19th century and a mad hatter who castrated himself with scissors brought down John Wilkes Booth. Read/listen it on @scribd with this 60 day free subscription: try.scribd.com/jessejoyce/
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I did an Epstein investigation of my own... Did Trump write the infamous Epstein birthday letter? You decide. @JimmyKimmelLive youtube.com/shorts/P902FDQGK…
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Jimmy Kimmel Heads Down A Rabbit Hole In Search Of An Emmy deadline.com/2025/08/jimmy-k… via @Deadline

Jimmy Kimmel Heads Down A Rabbit Hole In Search Of An Emmy

How is Richard Nixon’s downfall connected to Hitler and Lucky Charms to explain why Elon Musk started supporting President Trump? Kimmel explains.

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@DEADLINE13 Jun 2025
Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Spreading Conspiracy Theories Leads To Emmys; Julianne Nicholson Holds A Hot Hand For Two Acting Nominations - Notes On The Season deadline.com/2025/06/jimmy-k…

Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Spreading Conspiracy Theories Leads To Emmys; Julianne Nicholson Holds A Hot...

Notes On The Season talks late night Emmy conundrum and Jimmy Kimmel's answer to winning an Emmy, plus Julianne Nicholson interviewed on Paradise, Hacks.

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I put an absurd amout of effort into this conspiracy webseires, check out The Rabbit Hole with Jimmy Kimmel before it gets shadowbanned
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@latenightercom11 Jun 2025
As Bill Carter writes The Emmy category that's netted 'The Daily Show' and 'Late Night with Seth Meyers' multiple nominations in years past has new competition this year, courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel's pitch-perfect parody of YouTube conspiracy videos,… dlvr.it/TLHbjM
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since it's a slow news day I figured I'd mention that today, June 5th is my 20 year sober anniversary. Very grateful to have the support of my wonderful family & pals, my teriffic kiddos, a Jersey state trooper 2 decades ago who didn't "let me go" and that I never tried ketamine.
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annual follow up: Not that I know what I'm doing, but a little annual advice: if you think maybe you might have a drinking problem, you do. Nobody ever worries they're eating too many pop tarts. There's no month where you try out giving it up. Ask for help. Sober people will help
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this is a fun and silly series of bits I wrote to illustrate that conspiracies are easy and dumb youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…

The Rabbit Hole with Jimmy Kimmel

a series of bits I wrote that make me giggle to illustrate that conspiracies are easy and dumb. Huge thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, director Jon Kimmel, editor Jaso...

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Jesse Joyce@jessejoyce6 May 2024
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Tony Hinchcliffe looks like a cartoon rat on an exterminator’s business card.
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I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch
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a special thank you shout to Sergeant Durak who arrested me for drunk driving thru Jersey 19 years ago yesterday. Thanks for not "letting me go" and helping to change the direction of my life. and finally this last part is something I add every year:
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If you think you might have a drinking problem, you do. The fact that you're wondering about it is your answer. Go get help. People in recovery are very happy to talk to you about it. You'll never regret not being drunk for stuff.
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Yesterday I was too busy to tweet, which means I was also too busy to get drunk, which means I have now been sober for 19 years in a row. Quitting drinking in 2005 gave me a whole life that I wouldn’t have had, because I probably would've died hitting a tree in a used Nissan.
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Instead, thanks to supportive family & friends and a certain helpful anonymous program, sobriety has blessed me with countless opportunities, and most importantly, my beautiful wife and best friend and a pair of delightful goofs.
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I threw in some jokes for the Tom Brady Roast - here's some unused ones that tickled me. #TomBradyRoast
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Tony Hinchcliffe looks like a cartoon rat on an exterminator’s business card.
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You can probably tell by looking at him that @realjeffreyross used to be a really hard drinker before he was born.
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